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Feb. 5, 2019, 9:16 a.m.

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Sloe: Connor reminds me of Erik Lodal. Connor: *expression of confusion on hearing his name mentioned* Sloe: See? Look at that micro-expression!



Feb. 5, 2019, 9:05 a.m.

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//part 2 of previous sloe duval quote Duval: You can call [Raymond] Rae-Rae Sunshine. He might even respond. *Raymond looks up, utterly horrified* Duval: See?



Feb. 5, 2019, 9:04 a.m.

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//Duval is visiting Sloe pd 2 bio, and Sloe is asking the names of all the people who moved from Duval to Sloe for second semester Duval: That's Michio. You can call him Meech. Michio: No you can't... Duval: I should just tell you fake nicknames for everyone in here. It will totally go over really well.



Jan. 17, 2019, 8:24 a.m.

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//pd 2 bio Lidz: what's the circumference of California



Jan. 17, 2019, 8:05 a.m.

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//Pd 2 sloe sophomore bio Sloe: So in hypertonic solution, the cell becomes all skinny like a hyperactive person... 6 different people at once: NOAM AVIV Sloe: well you all know who I'm talking about. Because I don't. //later Sloe: You gotta know'em to know Noam

Noam has duval, not sloe




Jan. 15, 2019, 10:19 a.m.

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//pd 2 sloe Sloe: What the hell is Febreeze anyways? //later Sloe: Instead of smelling like sulfur, it smells like sulfur AND Febreeze.



Jan. 9, 2019, 8:01 a.m.

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//pd 2 bio Sloe: I've signed this form, so if you go to Howard Medical School and I'm roadkill, I'll be on the table

even with context this is weird




Jan. 3, 2019, 8:24 a.m.

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Sloe: Can you explain a few things to us? They're all confused. Ostrander: They're tenth graders, they should all be confused --- Sloe: Are we hiring more security guards? Ostrander: No. Ostrander: Why would we need them? Our students are all well behaved...



Jan. 3, 2019, 8:17 a.m.

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Sloe: I want there to be an open lunch so that students can go get Starbucks for me.



Nov. 29, 2018, 6:17 p.m.

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//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: Gather around, everyone! I will be Little Bo Peep and you will be my lambs! Student: Little Bo Peep lost all her sheep though Another student: you're more like Mary, because we're at school *discussion on the plot of Mary had a little lamb* Students: so we're all just lambs that you've stolen from other students

the conversation later devolved into whether lamb meat was called something other than lamb, and in the process involved discussing what veal/venison/mutton were, so this was at least fairly on topic

sheep, sloe, lamb, bio