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#7771

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Nov. 29, 2018, 6:17 p.m.

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//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: Gather around, everyone! I will be Little Bo Peep and you will be my lambs! Student: Little Bo Peep lost all her sheep though Another student: you're more like Mary, because we're at school *discussion on the plot of Mary had a little lamb* Students: so we're all just lambs that you've stolen from other students

the conversation later devolved into whether lamb meat was called something other than lamb, and in the process involved discussing what veal/venison/mutton were, so this was at least fairly on topic

sheep sloe lamb bio

#7770

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Nov. 29, 2018, 6:13 p.m.

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//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: how many people here are vegetarians? *no response* Sloe: How many peole here don't eat red meat? Ayush: me Sloe: do you eat white meat? Ayush: no Sloe: do you eat any animal meat? Ayush: no Sloe: so you're a vegetarian? *Ayush nods slowly* Sloe: well good morning to you...

#7769

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Nov. 29, 2018, 6:11 p.m.

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//pd 2 Sloe *Sloe is holding several test tubes* *she drops one and it breaks* Sloe: Shit. Sloe: You've got to be careful- *drops another test tube*

#7768

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Nov. 29, 2018, 6:10 p.m.

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Sloe: Sometimes cheating is good, but I'll tell you when.

#7746

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Nov. 19, 2018, 8:58 a.m.

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//Sloe bio, making silly putty Sloe: some of you are very good at this and some of you are very bad. //later Sloe: you would make terrible kindergardeners

#7695

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Nov. 2, 2018, 8:53 a.m.

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//2nd period bio Sloe: Guys! I lost my princess bubblegum pin! Sloe: I’m princess bubblegum and I need my pin! Sloe: .... Sloe: Shit! //Later Sloe: If I don’t find that pin my daughter’s gonna kill me! Aaron and Sam: Kill her first.

#7681

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Oct. 29, 2018, 8:01 a.m.

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//2nd period bio //Sloe takes out a large flask of dark blue liquid Sloe: So I have here some cabbage... Sam: Did I miss something?

#7668

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Oct. 23, 2018, 9:01 a.m.

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Nicole: Whoa there are maggots! Sam: Let’s boil them! Sloe: Ok. (Starts tossing maggots into boiling water) Sam: Hold up I was joking! Why do you people listen to me?

She was boiling black walnuts to extract juglone for an experiment, and there were maggots in the bag of walnuts. This was on the second attempt after the entire base of the beaker broke off on the first attempt.

sloe maggots bio

#7663

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Oct. 19, 2018, 5:50 p.m.

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*Dheeraj comes in late* Sloe: Why are you late Dheeraj (Sheepish): I woke up at Eastern...

#7661

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Oct. 18, 2018, 6:19 p.m.

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//2nd pd Sloe sophomore bio //going through a presentation on plants //the last slide has a photo of an elk eating a bush and no caption *Sloe reaches last slide and closes powerpoint without saying anything* Sloe: Oh! *reopens powerpoint* Sloe: What is this animal doing? Class: ... Eating? Sloe: Very good! *closes powerpoint and moves on*