//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: Gather around, everyone! I will be Little Bo Peep and you will be my lambs! Student: Little Bo Peep lost all her sheep though Another student: you're more like Mary, because we're at school *discussion on the plot of Mary had a little lamb* Students: so we're all just lambs that you've stolen from other students
//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: how many people here are vegetarians? *no response* Sloe: How many peole here don't eat red meat? Ayush: me Sloe: do you eat white meat? Ayush: no Sloe: do you eat any animal meat? Ayush: no Sloe: so you're a vegetarian? *Ayush nods slowly* Sloe: well good morning to you...
//pd 2 Sloe *Sloe is holding several test tubes* *she drops one and it breaks* Sloe: Shit. Sloe: You've got to be careful- *drops another test tube*
Sloe: Sometimes cheating is good, but I'll tell you when.
//Sloe bio, making silly putty Sloe: some of you are very good at this and some of you are very bad. //later Sloe: you would make terrible kindergardeners
//2nd period bio Sloe: Guys! I lost my princess bubblegum pin! Sloe: I’m princess bubblegum and I need my pin! Sloe: .... Sloe: Shit! //Later Sloe: If I don’t find that pin my daughter’s gonna kill me! Aaron and Sam: Kill her first.
//2nd period bio //Sloe takes out a large flask of dark blue liquid Sloe: So I have here some cabbage... Sam: Did I miss something?
Nicole: Whoa there are maggots! Sam: Let’s boil them! Sloe: Ok. (Starts tossing maggots into boiling water) Sam: Hold up I was joking! Why do you people listen to me?
*Dheeraj comes in late* Sloe: Why are you late Dheeraj (Sheepish): I woke up at Eastern...
//2nd pd Sloe sophomore bio //going through a presentation on plants //the last slide has a photo of an elk eating a bush and no caption *Sloe reaches last slide and closes powerpoint without saying anything* Sloe: Oh! *reopens powerpoint* Sloe: What is this animal doing? Class: ... Eating? Sloe: Very good! *closes powerpoint and moves on*