Sloe: This is taking too long Sloe: I'm done taking attendance, it's too annoying
Sloe: Okay, [Student], why are you so late today? Sloe: It's okay, I don't care.
Sloe: Think of a bunch of little kids in a line, and how easy it would be to bash through them.
//on a caption for a link to a YouTube video Sloe: wind gliding seeds all over the place!!! So cute
//Zoom call for all of Ms. Sloe's classes Student: Did you see Abby the other day? Sloe: Yeah, she was making out with some guy
Sloe: What's the circle? Class: Female. Sloe: Right! Because girls are round.
//talking about volunteers for Females In Science and Technology Sloe: Ryan? Do you like little girls?
Sloe: *gestures at handout* How is this printed? *gestures at student* Is it fucked up for you guys too？
//teaching the calvin cycle in cell phys Sloe: So I think of Calvin, then I think of Calvin Klein underwear, then I think of David Beckham in Calvin Klein underwear - the photo on the bus - and then I think of photosynthesis!
Sloe: I don't know, just google it! Sloe: Google knows everything