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Oct. 14, 2022, 3:28 p.m.

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// Talking about college admissions Ostrander: It's not "you didn't get in because someone else did." Ostrander: You don't get in because they don't like you.



Oct. 6, 2022, 7:47 a.m.

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Me: Mr. Ostrander, do you know where Mr. Hammond is? Ostrander: Hang on, I’m trying to connect my Peter-to-Peter radar right now. Ostrander: It appears that Mr. Hammond is offline.

//mod note: Hammond and Ostrander's first names are both Peter

hammond, ostrander



June 9, 2022, 11:20 a.m.

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Lodal: Ostrander must be constipated from the amount of times he doesn’t give a crap.



April 20, 2022, 5:24 p.m.

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//about Ostrander Schwartz: He just walked in one day and started bothering me, because that's what Ostrander does, and he gave me a trophy. Katz: Did he justify the trophy at all? Schwartz: No. //Schwartz still has that trophy, on a shelf in his classroom



Jan. 16, 2022, 7:04 p.m.

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Michael, imagining Rose talking to Ostrander: But Peter, I can't have them do any more assignments because then I won't have enough time to tweet!



Nov. 12, 2021, 7:59 a.m.

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Ostrander: Is Arch Linux the enemy of Linux?



May 28, 2021, 2:31 p.m.

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//Talking about what's brown and sticky Ostrander: Some mud has like, suction, so its sticky but not sticky



March 19, 2021, 12:07 p.m.

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Street: Just a little piece of history -- Mr. Ostrander used to be good at handing out abuse. // a bit later Street: Nothing illegal -- just mental abuse.



Nov. 28, 2020, 8:13 p.m.

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Ostrander: I'm just the administrator. I don't have to know anything.



Nov. 24, 2020, 9:53 a.m.

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Ostrander: people are just gonna stare at me Ostrander: or have their names stare at me