#13406

99

Aug. 28, 2024, 9:49 a.m.

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Ostrander: "You may notice a writing assignment. It's short, about 400 to 500 pages." Ostrander: "...I mean, words."

#13395

44

June 6, 2024, 8:11 a.m.

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Ostrander: "Is she going to sabotage the others [participating in the competition]?" Student: "...How would you do that?" //Others started saying ideas. Ostrander: "I see you have grown up in a nice household." Ostrander: "See, all these others have ideas." //We diverged into a conversation about whether or not sabotage was ethical, which turned into one about whether or not sabotage *in war* was ethical. //On the topic of being "ethical" vs. being "justified", Ostrander is setting up a scenario. Ostrander: "Suppose you were at war, and the universe deemed that your side was in the right and the other side was in the wrong." Ostrander: "Like, suppose they committed many atrocities." Ostrander: "Like, making their children root for the Mets."

#13322

88

April 18, 2024, 8:43 a.m.

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Schwartz, at Wallops: Mr. Ostrander was BASHFUL yesterday. William Roe: That means he supports BlairBash.

#13289

88

April 12, 2024, 2:46 p.m.

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Ostrander: There are a lot of things worse than a bag of bugs. Ostrander: A bag of feet. A bag of human feet. Sophie Y: But there are also a lot of things better than a bag of bugs! Ostrander: Sure, a bag of candy. Ostrander: Unless it's a bag of candy from a pedophile.

#13255

99

April 3, 2024, 3:14 p.m.

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Glenn: Do you go to bed at a reasonable time that Ostrander would be proud of? Glenn: Or like 3 am?

#13023

77

Feb. 9, 2024, 3:53 p.m.

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Ostrander: There's this thing about humanity, that if someone is talking to you, you can show respect by making eye contact Ostrander: and if you look away from them, and stare at your computer, it shows that you don't care about what they're saying. Ostrander: It's okay. You'll learn about it later, when your kids ignore you.

#12951

88

Feb. 1, 2024, 11:27 a.m.

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Ostrander: I have a little request for you. Can you stop crowding [this part of the hallway] and make this less of a pinch point? Rivkah: Then how are we gonna control trade?

#12886

66

Jan. 24, 2024, 7:52 a.m.

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Ostrander: If I just read emails, I'd be able to get through them every day. Ostrander: However, I have to make fun of late students and my teachers.

#12811

33

Jan. 3, 2024, 8:09 p.m.

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Michael: Hey, there were good mustache men! Shron: Like Ostrander? Michael: No.

#12714

77

Dec. 13, 2023, 8:59 a.m.

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// Ostrander walks in Stein: Hi Mr. Ostrander, are you looking for Michael Wang? // Michael Wang walks in 3 seconds later Stein: So you've kept your promise of not being late for 2 classes. Ostrander: During your wedding in the future, does "till death do us part" only last for when you take 2 classes? Michael: In my defense, it was 4 classes.