// Talking about college admissions Ostrander: It's not "you didn't get in because someone else did." Ostrander: You don't get in because they don't like you.
Me: Mr. Ostrander, do you know where Mr. Hammond is? Ostrander: Hang on, I’m trying to connect my Peter-to-Peter radar right now. Ostrander: It appears that Mr. Hammond is offline.
Lodal: Ostrander must be constipated from the amount of times he doesn’t give a crap.
//about Ostrander Schwartz: He just walked in one day and started bothering me, because that's what Ostrander does, and he gave me a trophy. Katz: Did he justify the trophy at all? Schwartz: No. //Schwartz still has that trophy, on a shelf in his classroom
Michael, imagining Rose talking to Ostrander: But Peter, I can't have them do any more assignments because then I won't have enough time to tweet!
Ostrander: Is Arch Linux the enemy of Linux?
//Talking about what's brown and sticky Ostrander: Some mud has like, suction, so its sticky but not sticky
Street: Just a little piece of history -- Mr. Ostrander used to be good at handing out abuse. // a bit later Street: Nothing illegal -- just mental abuse.
Ostrander: I'm just the administrator. I don't have to know anything.
Ostrander: people are just gonna stare at me Ostrander: or have their names stare at me