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#12179
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⚐ ReportSchafer: I'm going to teach you all the physics that Mr. Ostrander knows. Schafer: It won't take long. *writes F=ma on the board* Schafer: That's it.
#12101
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⚐ ReportOstrander: If you guys keep being late, we're going to turn off the air conditioner.
#12086
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⚐ Report// College talk Ostrander: Whatever happens to you for the next 4 years, it will be fine. Ostrander: For my brother, that was jail. He turned out fine.
#12085
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⚐ ReportOstrander: Now, if you have friends that are really close, that will do this... *Ostrander closes Jacen's computer* Ostrander: ...tell their friends to not be working on other things while I'm talking.
#11991
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⚐ Report// Start of class, Schwartz is taking a bloodborne pathogen certification quiz Schwartz: This is an incredibly meaningful achievement. Schwartz: When you see Ostrander, let him know that Mr. Schwartz has completed the [quiz]! // Schwartz shows certificates from previous years Schwartz: In 2017, they made the certificate fit the page better, which is befitting of my accomplishment!
#11922
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⚐ ReportOstrander: That means everyone in this room is breathing in my armpit molecules
#11857
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⚐ ReportOstrander: Mr. Foster I have a question. Ostrander: Hypothetically, could I pay you $100 to fail a student? *Foster starts contemplating* Ostrander: What if it was Bradley Guo?
#11773
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⚐ ReportOstrander: Magnet students study a lot about waves, but they still don't know how to say hi to you in the morning. Schafer: That's because I control the gradebook and they're scared of me.
#11283
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⚐ Report"I wish they would just let me hit a kid once. You know, just once at the beginning of the semester, and then everybody would listen." - Mr. Ostrander