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#13289

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April 12, 2024, 2:46 p.m.

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Ostrander: There are a lot of things worse than a bag of bugs. Ostrander: A bag of feet. A bag of human feet. Sophie Y: But there are also a lot of things better than a bag of bugs! Ostrander: Sure, a bag of candy. Ostrander: Unless it's a bag of candy from a pedophile.

#13255

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April 3, 2024, 3:14 p.m.

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Glenn: Do you go to bed at a reasonable time that Ostrander would be proud of? Glenn: Or like 3 am?

#13023

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Feb. 9, 2024, 3:53 p.m.

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Ostrander: There's this thing about humanity, that if someone is talking to you, you can show respect by making eye contact Ostrander: and if you look away from them, and stare at your computer, it shows that you don't care about what they're saying. Ostrander: It's okay. You'll learn about it later, when your kids ignore you.

#12951

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Feb. 1, 2024, 11:27 a.m.

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Ostrander: I have a little request for you. Can you stop crowding [this part of the hallway] and make this less of a pinch point? Rivkah: Then how are we gonna control trade?

#12886

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Jan. 24, 2024, 7:52 a.m.

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Ostrander: If I just read emails, I'd be able to get through them every day. Ostrander: However, I have to make fun of late students and my teachers.

#12811

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Jan. 3, 2024, 8:09 p.m.

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Michael: Hey, there were good mustache men! Shron: Like Ostrander? Michael: No.

#12714

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Dec. 13, 2023, 8:59 a.m.

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// Ostrander walks in Stein: Hi Mr. Ostrander, are you looking for Michael Wang? // Michael Wang walks in 3 seconds later Stein: So you've kept your promise of not being late for 2 classes. Ostrander: During your wedding in the future, does "till death do us part" only last for when you take 2 classes? Michael: In my defense, it was 4 classes.

#12555

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Nov. 17, 2023, 4:19 p.m.

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Ostrander: Here's my rule: Don't annoy me. Don't annoy other people. Ostrander: I am another person, so if you're annoying me, you're breaking two rules.

#12551

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Nov. 17, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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Henry walks into neuro through the storage room: Hey- Ostrander, subbing for neuro: Henry! Go back to entomology! Study bugs or whatever! Henry: Ok one second Ostrander: I'm serious Henry: *has a conversation with Raun* Katz: Henry go back to class Henry: *leaves, solemnly* Ostrander: Nobody talk to Henry this weekend. ... Ostrander: I know that won't be hard for some of you.

#12390

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Oct. 25, 2023, 7:55 a.m.

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//Pd 1 ESS, Lodal is out Ostrander: Is that person sitting in your seat? Ostrander: I think the rule is that you're allowed to kick people once, as long as the teacher isn't looking