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Nov. 8, 2023, 10:39 a.m.

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Adithi: what way is the long way? Jonathan: it's the way that is not short Jonathan: so the not Veena way. Adithi: Veena is... tall. Jonathan: you're in denial Adithi: i'm not in south sudan.



Oct. 17, 2023, 10:06 a.m.

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Woodward: because if you put your big greasy fingerprints on the slide then that's all you will see.



Oct. 10, 2023, 1:15 p.m.

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Eric: Your project is going to burn the school down Adithi: That's funny!



Oct. 3, 2023, 11:53 a.m.

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Woodward: MCPS thinks this is a naughty picture for some reason

she tried to open a picture of a cactus. (it was on reddit)

woodward, bio



Sept. 6, 2023, 6:38 p.m.

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Glenn: There’s TESTS!! and then there’s ~quizzies~. Nothing in between. // Glenn: So I came into my neighborhood and I was like “why are all the streetlights off? Why are all the houses dark?” [note: power outage from the plane crash.] But my neighbor Barbara, she has a generator, and so her house was all lit up. And I was like “good for you, Barbara!” // Glenn: Anxiety is not good for your sleep. Cause you’ll just be lying there and then your brain’s like “haHA!” // Glenn: these are the moments where I think to myself, “my kids are never gonna be able to get away with anything.”



Sept. 5, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

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Woodward: so once my coworker told me a story Woodward: you know agar right? *class nods and responds in agreement* Woodward: once he was doing a lab with the agar, and a student asked if he could eat it Woodward: so he sarcastically says "yes" Woodward: then THREE kids ate the agar Woodward: They all had to be rushed to the hospital Woodward: I've learned from that to not be sarcastic about serious things.



June 9, 2023, 1:19 p.m.

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Kripa: "Maybe it is a mood swing. You know, maybe you have a bad day, and kill a fish or two." //later. Kripa: "Dolphins haven't created a society with racial bias yet, so..."

P8 Sophomore Bio with Delaney. Presentation on why dolphins are evil.

delaney, kripa, bio



March 14, 2023, 1:21 p.m.

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Jing-Ray: "It's a beetle with a rocket in its butt!"

Delaney, walking by: "...What." // mod note: I guess that accurately describes bombardier beetles

beetles, delaney, bio



Feb. 8, 2023, 2:36 p.m.

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Delaney: We’re not bringing kink into my cell bio lesson! //later Delaney: After crossing over. If you’re into that.

what happened to no kink in his cell bio lessons?

delaney, kink, bio



Feb. 6, 2023, 1:49 p.m.

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// Bio Pd. 8 Hannah: How do worm babies get made? Delaney: Well, two adult worms love each other very much... Hadar: And then a stork drops off the new worm? Delaney: Actually, the two worms secrete a mucus sheath between themseleves... Delaney: The two worms *share genetic information* // Delaney wiggles his eyebrows Delaney: And then one of the worms lays eggs.