// P1 Bio with Sloe, Cable is giving lecture on Cellular Respiration cable: look at this giraffe. looks like a nice guy, eh? cable: pyruvate is kinda a chill guy cable: Glucose has only been here for a few hours... and BOOM ATP FALLS FROM THE SKY cable: Now, Fructose-6 phosphate, he's feeling pretty good... and BOOM ANOTHER ATP FALLS FROM THE SKY cable: 1,3 biphosphoglycerate is reaaally spicy cable: and DHAP is like, "why cant I be G3P", and Isomerase is like, "yo, i can fix you up real quick"
Sloe: Okay, [Student], why are you so late today? Sloe: It's okay, I don't care.
//on a caption for a link to a YouTube video Sloe: wind gliding seeds all over the place!!! So cute
//sophomore bio with sloe, talking about wallops Sloe: Okay, now where is Wallops in relation to Ocean Shitty?
//sophomore bio with sloe Sloe: Are you okay Sujay? You look pissed Sujay: I'm fine Rajit: *stage-whispering* It's okay!!! Say you're not fine!!!
//part 2 of previous sloe duval quote Duval: You can call [Raymond] Rae-Rae Sunshine. He might even respond. *Raymond looks up, utterly horrified* Duval: See?
//Duval is visiting Sloe pd 2 bio, and Sloe is asking the names of all the people who moved from Duval to Sloe for second semester Duval: That's Michio. You can call him Meech. Michio: No you can't... Duval: I should just tell you fake nicknames for everyone in here. It will totally go over really well.
//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: Gather around, everyone! I will be Little Bo Peep and you will be my lambs! Student: Little Bo Peep lost all her sheep though Another student: you're more like Mary, because we're at school *discussion on the plot of Mary had a little lamb* Students: so we're all just lambs that you've stolen from other students
//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: how many people here are vegetarians? *no response* Sloe: How many people here don't eat red meat? Ayush: me Sloe: do you eat white meat? Ayush: no Sloe: do you eat any animal meat? Ayush: no Sloe: so you're a vegetarian? *Ayush nods slowly* Sloe: well good morning to you...
//pd 2 Sloe *Sloe is holding several test tubes* *she drops one and it breaks* Sloe: Shit. Sloe: You've got to be careful- *drops another test tube*