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June 10, 2021, 10:27 a.m.

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// P1 Bio with Sloe, Cable is giving lecture on Cellular Respiration cable: look at this giraffe. looks like a nice guy, eh? cable: pyruvate is kinda a chill guy cable: Glucose has only been here for a few hours... and BOOM ATP FALLS FROM THE SKY cable: Now, Fructose-6 phosphate, he's feeling pretty good... and BOOM ANOTHER ATP FALLS FROM THE SKY cable: 1,3 biphosphoglycerate is reaaally spicy cable: and DHAP is like, "why cant I be G3P", and Isomerase is like, "yo, i can fix you up real quick"

cable is pretty darn good at teaching biology

cable, bio



Feb. 17, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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Sloe: Okay, [Student], why are you so late today? Sloe: It's okay, I don't care.

Student: "I forgot there was school today"

late, sloe, bio



Sept. 24, 2020, 8:07 p.m.

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//on a caption for a link to a YouTube video Sloe: wind gliding seeds all over the place!!! So cute



April 3, 2019, 8:02 a.m.

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//sophomore bio with sloe, talking about wallops Sloe: Okay, now where is Wallops in relation to Ocean Shitty?



April 3, 2019, 8 a.m.

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//sophomore bio with sloe Sloe: Are you okay Sujay? You look pissed Sujay: I'm fine Rajit: *stage-whispering* It's okay!!! Say you're not fine!!!



Feb. 5, 2019, 9:05 a.m.

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//part 2 of previous sloe duval quote Duval: You can call [Raymond] Rae-Rae Sunshine. He might even respond. *Raymond looks up, utterly horrified* Duval: See?



Feb. 5, 2019, 9:04 a.m.

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//Duval is visiting Sloe pd 2 bio, and Sloe is asking the names of all the people who moved from Duval to Sloe for second semester Duval: That's Michio. You can call him Meech. Michio: No you can't... Duval: I should just tell you fake nicknames for everyone in here. It will totally go over really well.



Nov. 29, 2018, 6:17 p.m.

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//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: Gather around, everyone! I will be Little Bo Peep and you will be my lambs! Student: Little Bo Peep lost all her sheep though Another student: you're more like Mary, because we're at school *discussion on the plot of Mary had a little lamb* Students: so we're all just lambs that you've stolen from other students

the conversation later devolved into whether lamb meat was called something other than lamb, and in the process involved discussing what veal/venison/mutton were, so this was at least fairly on topic

sheep, sloe, lamb, bio



Nov. 29, 2018, 6:13 p.m.

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//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: how many people here are vegetarians? *no response* Sloe: How many people here don't eat red meat? Ayush: me Sloe: do you eat white meat? Ayush: no Sloe: do you eat any animal meat? Ayush: no Sloe: so you're a vegetarian? *Ayush nods slowly* Sloe: well good morning to you...



Nov. 29, 2018, 6:11 p.m.

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//pd 2 Sloe *Sloe is holding several test tubes* *she drops one and it breaks* Sloe: Shit. Sloe: You've got to be careful- *drops another test tube*