//sophomore bio with sloe, talking about wallops Sloe: Okay, now where is Wallops in relation to Ocean Shitty?
//sophomore bio with sloe Sloe: Are you okay Sujay? You look pissed Sujay: I'm fine Rajit: *stage-whispering* It's okay!!! Say you're not fine!!!
//part 2 of previous sloe duval quote Duval: You can call [Raymond] Rae-Rae Sunshine. He might even respond. *Raymond looks up, utterly horrified* Duval: See?
//Duval is visiting Sloe pd 2 bio, and Sloe is asking the names of all the people who moved from Duval to Sloe for second semester Duval: That's Michio. You can call him Meech. Michio: No you can't... Duval: I should just tell you fake nicknames for everyone in here. It will totally go over really well.
//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: Gather around, everyone! I will be Little Bo Peep and you will be my lambs! Student: Little Bo Peep lost all her sheep though Another student: you're more like Mary, because we're at school *discussion on the plot of Mary had a little lamb* Students: so we're all just lambs that you've stolen from other students
//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: how many people here are vegetarians? *no response* Sloe: How many people here don't eat red meat? Ayush: me Sloe: do you eat white meat? Ayush: no Sloe: do you eat any animal meat? Ayush: no Sloe: so you're a vegetarian? *Ayush nods slowly* Sloe: well good morning to you...
//pd 2 Sloe *Sloe is holding several test tubes* *she drops one and it breaks* Sloe: Shit. Sloe: You've got to be careful- *drops another test tube*
Sloe: Sometimes cheating is good, but I'll tell you when.
//Sloe bio, making silly putty Sloe: some of you are very good at this and some of you are very bad. //later Sloe: you would make terrible kindergardeners
//giving a presentation on a disease in bio Chad: okay so this is worded a bit weirdly but based on what Wikipedia said... Duval: *raises her eyebrows* Chad: I- I mean, based on a source we got from Wikipedia...