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//during final exams Mr. Hammond: Let me write you a pass. They're being militant.

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May 31, 2009, 11:51 p.m.

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"They're not like multiplying, they are multiplying" ~ Mr. Hammond "Yeah, well, you're like about to fall off the segway." ~Mr. Schafer

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May 27, 2009, 8:32 p.m.

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Schafer: *to Jacob* Why do you have e-mail from a year ago? Hammond: Because people who use Gmail never delete e-mail.

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Jacob: Mr. Hammond, think of a thought-provoking question about thermodynamics! Mr. Hammond: *looks at Alex* Why are you locked to a chair in thermo class? Mr. Schafer: That works.