// discussing a helicopter listing Vijay: It's only $650,000! Avery: That's the price of a house around here. Vijay: Well, you can live in a helicopter, but you can't fly a house.
River: Self loathing is the national sport of Montgomery Blair High School
//in thermo class Kayo: Snakes are just smooth spiders.
Pham: They took away my mercury. Even look up in the ceiling because I hide it up there. It very easy to do.
Pham: You have to get beat on the head to do work.
// Discussing the lack of teachers on that day Pham: You know why Mr. Kaluta not here? He told me it's a nice day, he going to take the day off. Eyob: Wait, Mr. Kaluta's sick. // Pham pauses, then smiles Pham: Give me a break!
//Pham picks up headphones Pham: These some big headphones. Why you have them? Only Mr. Schafer qualified to use these.
//In the spirit of Thanksgiving, Mr. Pham had his thermo class cook a whole turkey. Pham: If we cook a turkey just for eating for Thanksgiving, we not allowed. But it a lab. //Later Pham: But there's one good thing about it. Duval: It was delicious? Pham: No.
//Pham is talking about how he was surprised that someone had kept up with the work in thermo Ben Holland: Mr. Pham, I think you should give him a high-five for that! Pham: No, because I don't want to get... Student: Ebola!
//Walking into Thermo Kirkendall: *sigh* this just isn't my week. Michelle: Jacob, it's Monday. Kirkendall: ...yeah, I know...