Pham: They took away my mercury. Even look up in the ceiling because I hide it up there. It very easy to do.
Pham: You have to get beat on the head to do work.
// Discussing the lack of teachers on that day Pham: You know why Mr. Kaluta not here? He told me it's a nice day, he going to take the day off. Eyob: Wait, Mr. Kaluta's sick. // Pham pauses, then smiles Pham: Give me a break!
//Pham picks up headphones Pham: These some big headphones. Why you have them? Only Mr. Schafer qualified to use these.
//In the spirit of Thanksgiving, Mr. Pham had his thermo class cook a whole turkey. Pham: If we cook a turkey just for eating for Thanksgiving, we not allowed. But it a lab. //Later Pham: But there's one good thing about it. Duval: It was delicious? Pham: No.
//Pham is talking about how he was surprised that someone had kept up with the work in thermo Ben Holland: Mr. Pham, I think you should give him a high-five for that! Pham: No, because I don't want to get... Student: Ebola!
//Walking into Thermo Kirkendall: *sigh* this just isn't my week. Michelle: Jacob, it's Monday. Kirkendall: ...yeah, I know...
//Pham-written Thermo worksheet "How land breeze and sea breeze are produce?"
Kev Li: Mr. Schafer, do you have any amp meters? Schafer: Who wants them? Kev Li: Me. Schafer: You're lying. Who really wants them? Kev Li: Pham. //some time later Schafer: ...this conversation isn't going anywhere. Hammond: No, Mr. Schafer, this conversation is going on Blair Bash.
// at the start of 4th period Thermo Schafer: I heard that there's going to be a fire drill soon. Students: Really?! Schafer: Why are you so excited? It's like missing free time.