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#13025
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Now I have drawn an astronaut-dog-horse-Amogus-thing with a monocle. We'll add more. //Hammond walks in shortly afterward Hammond: Are you actually doing any maths here? Schwartz, pointing to writing on board about set theory: Yeah! This is maths. Sean: Maths? What are you talking about? This is AP Amogus! //later Schwartz: Which of these points are "exterior"? Hammond: It's very simple. Just ask which ones the amoeba should eat.
#12938
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⚐ Report*hammond raises hand in the corner* Schafer: Hammond? Hammond: If you use elephants in your problems can we assume they are spherical? Schafer: *deep breath, pause* Schafer: Yes.
#12172
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⚐ ReportOn talk like a pirate day Schwartz: If Captain Hammond comes in, ye have me' permission to ball up paper and throw it at him! > Later, Dylan is about to throw a paper ball at Will Schwartz, in a normal voice: No, don't throw it at Will, you only have my permission to throw it at teachers. > Dylan turns to throw the paper ball at Schwartz
#12155
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⚐ ReportHammond: what be a pirate’s favorite element? Alex Bidwell: Arrr-gon! Hammond: no! ‘tis an easy question! it be gold! Kirk (normal voice): idiot
#12154
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⚐ ReportKirk: mr. Hammond, you haven’t drawn a pink elephant on the board in a while! Hammond (pirate voice): elephants do not be swimming in the briny deep! Hammond: they do be swimming though. Hammond: I have seen it on my travels!
#11690
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⚐ Report//Hammond visited to tell us about Puzzlepalooza and its origin Hammond: You would show up to school on time, have nothing to do for two hours, and get hit by a car when you go to Starbucks. Hammond: Then we made Puzzlepalooza, and everyone loved it, and nobody died that year. Hammond, quietly: Nobody died in the previous years. That's a joke. I guess it's too early for jokes. //later Hammond, to Bosse: These are good questions they're asking. Is this your Ravenclaw class? //later, after Hammond left Bosse: No questions? You had so many questions for Mr ... what's-his-name. Sudhish: Why don't you know his name? Bosse: There's so many Peters running around here!
#11575
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⚐ Report// printer in 215 turns on Schafer: the weird thing is, that’s probably Mr. Hammond sending me a message.
#11405
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: The first example is finding the volume of a sphere with triple integration. Schwartz: It's fine, that works. Let's do the harder example. //Hammond bursts in Hammond: Lies! All lies! //later Hammond, holding up a type of laptop: The problem with these is you can't trust students not to steal them. Hammond: You know I'm joking, right? Don't go home and say "the teacher said that we're not trustworthy!" Schwartz: Well, of course they're not trustworthy. They're teenagers. Hammond: Ageist! Schwartz: Developmentalist! Some people are 30 and they're still "teenagers". //later, Hammond examining the whiteboard's ρ^2 sin φ dρ dθ dφ Hammond: There's too much Greek here. //later, Schwartz drawing and explaining a 3D shape Schwartz: This is an ice-cream cone. Hammond: No, that's the Eye of Sauron! //later Schwartz: Let's not blindfold our ice-cream cone.
#11212
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⚐ Report// Hammond walks into AP World Klees: I knew Hammond was gonna come. Klees: I knew he was gonna track me down.