#1103

22

Dec. 8, 2009, 5:26 p.m.

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Swaney: And I will be smart enough to close the chart when you take the test...I hope.

#1102

1010

Dec. 8, 2009, 5:25 p.m.

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Swaney: Hilary Clinton was there. She gave a speech and then started mingling with the crowd. So, you know, I went over to her and shook her hand and solved the Middle East crisis.

#1101

22

Dec. 8, 2009, 5:24 p.m.

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Swaney: So I met Mr. Schuester from Glee. //class collectively squeals //later Swaney: I told him once I tell my class they would die.

#1100

3234

Dec. 8, 2009, 5:22 p.m.

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Guest Speaker: Loose lips sink ships. Swaney: They do worse than sink ships. Joseph: They go on blairbash. Swaney: They go on blairbash.org.

#1099

00

Dec. 8, 2009, 5:21 p.m.

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Swaney: So then I went around a bit. I was sorta shadowing...what's her name...Martha Stewart.

#1079

55

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:30 p.m.

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Conway: Mr. Swaney, what did you do last night? Swaney: News spreads fast! Jacob: What?! I haven't heard about this yet! Swaney: Should I make Jacob leave the room? Jacob: Can I go to jazz band? They kinda want me. Swaney: [thinks for a second] Yesss. Though, last class when Jacob wasn't here, something still ended up on BlairBash. Jacob: It was one of the other 30 kids in the class! *points accusingly* Guest speaker: What's BlairBash? //Jacob leaves the room with his backpack and trumpet Swaney: So, last night...

#1051

44

Dec. 4, 2009, 5:01 p.m.

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Swaney: Oh, Jacob's not here. I can tell a story! *pause* Conway, put that pencil down!

#1008

1414

Dec. 1, 2009, 7:39 p.m.

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(Swaney imitating a student from NSL): What! There's a test today, I didn't know there is a test ... you got any lotion? *CompGov students proceed to say this would never really happen* *Hannah walks in* Hannah: Wait! There's a quiz today ... I thought it was next week!! ... Hey does anyone have any lotion? Swaney: See!!

#1002

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Nov. 30, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Swaney: These are kick-ass brownies, Jacob. Joseph: That's going on BlairBash. //Swaney covers his face with his hands in dismay

#1001

33

Nov. 30, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Swaney: Now I'm afraid to say anything in this class because of BlairBash. //Swaney hits Jacob with a piece of paper as he walks by Gilad: You know that's going on BlairBash.