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#12193
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⚐ ReportGlenn: I know I sound like a serial killer, but the insides of squid is so beautiful. Glenn: The liver is a nice pink and the ink sac is all iridescent.
#12180
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⚐ ReportStudent: Friday is a half-day, so it's a really good day to skip. Glenn: You mean a really good day to have a doctor's appointment.
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Rabies vaccine can be very unpleasant. You can get it in the stomach, thigh, and butt. Yongle: I'll take it from the butt.
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⚐ Reportarjun: "noooo!!! you took the polio away!!!!" [a few minutes later] arjun: "wait, why is polio, like, bad??"
#12137
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⚐ ReportGlenn: One of my friends had a high school band and it's name was UTI. Glenn: If you're like me it probably means urinary tract infection. Glenn: According to him, it stood for "under the influence" which is not much better.
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⚐ ReportGlenn: So in order to pay off college bills, I took the highest job I was willing to do, which was cutting and preparing cadavers. Glenn: It paid well, mind you. // Later Glenn: Anyone that spends their life working with dead bodies is always a little bit...off.
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⚐ ReportGlenn: There’s TESTS!! and then there’s ~quizzies~. Nothing in between. // Glenn: So I came into my neighborhood and I was like “why are all the streetlights off? Why are all the houses dark?” [note: power outage from the plane crash.] But my neighbor Barbara, she has a generator, and so her house was all lit up. And I was like “good for you, Barbara!” // Glenn: Anxiety is not good for your sleep. Cause you’ll just be lying there and then your brain’s like “haHA!” // Glenn: these are the moments where I think to myself, “my kids are never gonna be able to get away with anything.”
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⚐ ReportGlenn: If it is pure pandemonium, everything is on fire, it's pure chaos... Glenn: And one of you guys have the capacity to hit the button, do it.