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Jan. 7, 2017, 10:32 p.m.

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Schafer: Bring your old tests on Monday. Jessica: What if they're in a different state? Schafer: You mean your tests are liquid?



Jan. 7, 2017, 10:30 p.m.

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Jessica: An eagle scout? He's leaving robo to pretend to be a bird? Rafi: (at a loss for words) Jessica: Why an eagle? Rafi: National pride, or something. Jessica: So if Franklin had his way, Ryan Tse would become a Wild Turkey scout?



Jan. 4, 2017, 7:36 p.m.

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Jessica: I like elvish. 'My love' and 'My friend' are the same in elvish. That means you're saying 'I love my friends.' every time you talk about them, but it also means you friend-zone everyone you like.