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March 4, 2019, 4:14 p.m.

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//Complex, in the middle of a lecture Abigail (speaking rapidly): I need a red pen to draw this colorful advertisement about communism and against capitalism!!! //Schwartz passes over a red pen Rtse: Mr. Schwartz, you should have asked for money. Schwartz: I was giving the pen for free since it was paid for by the hard-working taxpayers by this county. This shows the inherent corruption of capitalist society.

a freshman left a worksheet that asked for a colorful advertisement about capitalism or communism, and Abigail and Kaz drew on it:

rtse, abigail, complex, schwartz



Dec. 21, 2017, 10:05 a.m.

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Whitacre: Anybody who is not doing social studies right now is doing math. Ryan Tse: What? I would NEVER be doing math in YOUR class, Mr. Whitacre! Whitacre: That is the correct response.



Dec. 7, 2017, 10:16 a.m.

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Whitacre: Tell me some sad stories about your weekend! Make me happy! Ryan: My weekend is going to be really great! Suffer, Mr. Whitacre.



May 8, 2017, 9:57 p.m.

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Rtse: This ungodly American era where you can't buy guns and ammo off Amazon



Jan. 7, 2017, 10:30 p.m.

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Jessica: An eagle scout? He's leaving robo to pretend to be a bird? Rafi: (at a loss for words) Jessica: Why an eagle? Rafi: National pride, or something. Jessica: So if Franklin had his way, Ryan Tse would become a Wild Turkey scout?



Oct. 19, 2016, 11:12 p.m.

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// Talking about points of inflection in Analysis 1 Rose: And up until the point of inflection things are getting better and getting better faster, but then, oh no! We get to the inflection point and now things are still getting better, but they are getting better slower. Ryan: Like when the UN shows up in a 3rd world country. Rose: And then we get better slower and slower until we reach the local max, where things are the best, but about to get bad. Ryan: Like when the UN calls the Marines. Rose: And then we get worse faster and faster, and then our function is negative and we cry. Ryan: Like when the media shows up.



Oct. 14, 2016, 1:57 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 class is being loud Rose: You guys need to chill, this is a class of like sixteen people, and I'm constantly screaming. I think I have a new catchphrase, "Shut up, Anson." // Later, Rose is erasing something from the whiteboard Ryan: You missed a spot Rose: Shut up, Anson. // Later, JoDey's table is being loud Anson: Shut up, Anson!



Sept. 30, 2016, 12:49 a.m.

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// People are sarcastically making broad existential statements before class Ryan: What is the meaning of life? Stav: TO KICK ASS!!! Ryan: Exactly! Finally, there's someone else who shares my positive outlook on life! Stav: You know, I was quoting you there. Ryan: Oohh. Stav: From like, this morning. Ryan: Sounded familiar.



April 25, 2016, 10:16 p.m.

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// Daniel, Telon, and Ryan are playing football in gym class Daniel: I think Telon is scared of the ball after being on the receiving end of your throws. Ryan: What? I didn't even throw that hard ... Daniel: Yeah but anything involving you and the transfer of kinetic energy is terrifying.



April 20, 2016, 8:50 a.m.

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// stav and rtse are arguing about the Affordable Care Act in ADSA Noah: Don't bother trying to argue with Ryan about this, you'll never change his mind. Its kinda like playing ping pong with a brick wall. Stav: But you can at least practice! Daniel: Well if you hit the ball with not much force...