//Jack is refusing to give Billings back a meter stick in POE
Jeremy: Just give it back to her. Prove that chivalry isn't dead.
//Billings then sits down in Jeremy's chair
Jeremy: You b***h, get out of my d**n seat!
//Templin is subbing in jazz band
Templin: Now, saxes, any half step key change is important. This one especially. In this instance, you can either stand there and knock their socks off, or you can stand there with your pants at your socks.
//Class laughs confusedly
Jack: Who says you can't do both?
Rose: So, what, did you just like look this up on Google?
Student: Jack Phoebus has the computer in his brain.
//one month later
Adam Lott: We can just have Jack Phoebus google it. He has the computer in his brain.
//Jack is looking at senior desinations board in comp sci lab and he has a confused look on his face
Mitchell: Jack, what's up?
Jack: Well, apparently somebody is smart enough to get into Yale, but not smart enough to figure out it's not in Rhode Island!