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⚐ ReportDuval: You will be making a skit about your mode of cellular transport. Jack: Can we just write an essay? Duval: No! There will be acting! And drama, Jack! DRAMA! I want to see you fake-faint, Jack! Bring it! Bring it!
#9743
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⚐ ReportJack: We are gathered here for the most important matter: whether or not it is a warcrime to put ketchup on rice. But before that, let's talk about chloroplasts. //later Jack: If there were no chloroplasts, all animal life on Earth would die. Which isn't a bad thing, but most people think it's a bad thing, so I guess it's a bad thing. //later Jack: If you don't want everything to die, vote for chloroplasts. If you do want everything to die, vote for chloroplasts anyway.
#9727
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⚐ Report//about John Kim Jack: If he told me he was Rose's adopted son, I'd believe him.
#9700
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⚐ ReportLodal: We're not supposed to use paper for these things -- except in math classes. Jack: Does math just have more allocation of paper? Lodal: No -- some people just don't follow rules.
#9686
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⚐ ReportRose: I’m going to be a crooked, evil microwave vendor. Now, what should we call this company? Jack: CollegeBoard.
#9637
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⚐ Report// Origins of Life Presentions Jack: ...spontaneous generation is obviously a pile of bs- Duval: Nonono, you have to use the terminology on your slides, **a pile of HOT BS**.
#9610
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⚐ ReportJack: Can we just start a petition to ban Blairbash? Mr. Lodal: I guess you could. Jack: All right, let's ban it! Claudio: Yeah, let's cancel it! Alex: This is going on Blairbash.
#4088
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⚐ Report//Amy is looking at google maps for Wallops background info. Amy: Which direction is Wallops? Jack: It doesn't matter, because there is only One Direction.
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⚐ ReportShaun Datta: This printer is stupid. I told it to print two pages and it printed the first page twice. Jack Phoebus: I think it's a troll.