#13266

-311

April 5, 2024, 3:03 p.m.

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Jack: I hate to break it to you Soren, but Turbo isn’t real

#13259

210

April 4, 2024, 12:12 p.m.

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Jack: I love eating Italians

#12487

1616

Nov. 8, 2023, 10:43 p.m.

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// Lodal is eating a type of snack called jacks Lodal: I don’t know why they’re called Jacks Jack: I don’t know why I’m called Jack either

#11522

88

Feb. 7, 2023, 10:43 a.m.

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// achem lab Claudio: Jack I need you to pour water on my white stuff.

#9767

1313

Jan. 14, 2022, 4:06 p.m.

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Duval: You will be making a skit about your mode of cellular transport. Jack: Can we just write an essay? Duval: No! There will be acting! And drama, Jack! DRAMA! I want to see you fake-faint, Jack! Bring it! Bring it!

#9743

55

Jan. 12, 2022, 1:45 p.m.

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Jack: We are gathered here for the most important matter: whether or not it is a warcrime to put ketchup on rice. But before that, let's talk about chloroplasts. //later Jack: If there were no chloroplasts, all animal life on Earth would die. Which isn't a bad thing, but most people think it's a bad thing, so I guess it's a bad thing. //later Jack: If you don't want everything to die, vote for chloroplasts. If you do want everything to die, vote for chloroplasts anyway.

#9727

1414

Jan. 10, 2022, 4:53 p.m.

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//about John Kim Jack: If he told me he was Rose's adopted son, I'd believe him.

#9700

1010

Jan. 5, 2022, 4:18 p.m.

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Lodal: We're not supposed to use paper for these things -- except in math classes. Jack: Does math just have more allocation of paper? Lodal: No -- some people just don't follow rules.

#9686

2424

Dec. 22, 2021, 12:28 p.m.

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Rose: I’m going to be a crooked, evil microwave vendor. Now, what should we call this company? Jack: CollegeBoard.

#9637

1818

Dec. 16, 2021, 2:13 p.m.

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// Origins of Life Presentions Jack: ...spontaneous generation is obviously a pile of bs- Duval: Nonono, you have to use the terminology on your slides, **a pile of HOT BS**.