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Jan. 14, 2022, 4:06 p.m.

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Duval: You will be making a skit about your mode of cellular transport. Jack: Can we just write an essay? Duval: No! There will be acting! And drama, Jack! DRAMA! I want to see you fake-faint, Jack! Bring it! Bring it!



Jan. 12, 2022, 1:45 p.m.

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Jack: We are gathered here for the most important matter: whether or not it is a warcrime to put ketchup on rice. But before that, let's talk about chloroplasts. //later Jack: If there were no chloroplasts, all animal life on Earth would die. Which isn't a bad thing, but most people think it's a bad thing, so I guess it's a bad thing. //later Jack: If you don't want everything to die, vote for chloroplasts. If you do want everything to die, vote for chloroplasts anyway.



Jan. 10, 2022, 4:53 p.m.

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//about John Kim Jack: If he told me he was Rose's adopted son, I'd believe him.



Jan. 5, 2022, 4:18 p.m.

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Lodal: We're not supposed to use paper for these things -- except in math classes. Jack: Does math just have more allocation of paper? Lodal: No -- some people just don't follow rules.



Dec. 22, 2021, 12:28 p.m.

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Rose: I’m going to be a crooked, evil microwave vendor. Now, what should we call this company? Jack: CollegeBoard.

he named it Rose’s Trustworthy Microwaves

rose, jack



Dec. 16, 2021, 2:13 p.m.

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// Origins of Life Presentions Jack: ...spontaneous generation is obviously a pile of bs- Duval: Nonono, you have to use the terminology on your slides, **a pile of HOT BS**.

//notes from duplicate: "sorry Jack, Blairbash hasn't been banned yet"

biology, jack, duval



Dec. 13, 2021, 2:37 p.m.

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Jack: Can we just start a petition to ban Blairbash? Mr. Lodal: I guess you could. Jack: All right, let's ban it! Claudio: Yeah, let's cancel it! Alex: This is going on Blairbash.

You want to know which Alex? Hint: the last name contains an o.

blairbash, jack



Jan. 11, 2013, 11:13 a.m.

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Jack: Linux is great. It can go through infinite loops in, like, 5 seconds.



April 17, 2012, 11:12 a.m.

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//Amy is looking at google maps for Wallops background info. Amy: Which direction is Wallops? Jack: It doesn't matter, because there is only One Direction.



March 8, 2012, 6:31 p.m.

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Shaun Datta: This printer is stupid. I told it to print two pages and it printed the first page twice. Jack Phoebus: I think it's a troll.