#10662

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June 7, 2022, 1:14 p.m.

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//Someone messed with Alden's chromebook while he was away. Alden: What did you do to my computer?! Alden: *looks at search bar* "Sussus amongus..." Alden: Why would you type such a thing....?

#9773

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Jan. 18, 2022, 8:36 a.m.

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Alden: Oh no, my handwarmer! Alden: *removes a hard-boiled egg from his pocket* Alden: You see, I've been carrying this hard-boiled egg for the whole morning. It's still warm! Alden: ...but now it's cracked, and there are pieces of shell in my pocket. Hanak: What the hell?! Alden: Can I go outside and eat my egg, now? Hanak: *silence* Hanak: Yeah...