Student: it's not my fault you live in the 80s or whenever they had smartphones. Hanak: It was 2004!
Alden: Oh no, my handwarmer! Alden: *removes a hard-boiled egg from his pocket* Alden: You see, I've been carrying this hard-boiled egg for the whole morning. It's still warm! Alden: ...but now it's cracked, and there are pieces of shell in my pocket. Hanak: What the hell?! Alden: Can I go outside and eat my egg, now? Hanak: *silence* Hanak: Yeah...
//Raunak, Elena, Alden, and Sean chatting about driving tests during warm-up before reading through Caesar's assassination. Ms. Hanak: Are we done with the assignment so we can get on to the murdering?
Ms. Hanak: I have kids; when you try and put something in my hand, I do not hold it.