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⚐ Report//Scrambler car crashes into the wall during testing Andy: C'mon Jerry, that wasn't supposed to be Princess Diana!
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: Eggs are disgusting Jorgensen: like to clean up Jorgensen: Like my daughter, who's a junior here.tried to make scrambled eggs when she was 3 Jorgensen: We had to put a lock on the fridge because it was a problem...
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⚐ ReportAlden: Oh no, my handwarmer! Alden: *removes a hard-boiled egg from his pocket* Alden: You see, I've been carrying this hard-boiled egg for the whole morning. It's still warm! Alden: ...but now it's cracked, and there are pieces of shell in my pocket. Hanak: What the hell?! Alden: Can I go outside and eat my egg, now? Hanak: *silence* Hanak: Yeah...