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#4429

Feb. 11, 2013, 9:50 a.m.

Allen: Wait, Jacob, you went to SSI? Jacob: Yeah. Allen: Did you get mugged?

#3973

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Feb. 16, 2012, 12:16 p.m.

Allen: I failed the SAT II. I got a 790. Now I won’t get into Harvard. Avikar: Not to burst your bubble, but you weren’t going to get into Harvard anyways.