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#5421

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March 17, 2015, 11:29 p.m.

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//Calling roll for Chemistry at the beginning of the semester. Pham: Benjamin? Ben N.: I prefer to be called Ben. //Later Pham: Benjamin? Ben M: I also prefer to be called Ben. Pham: No! You Benjamin, he Ben.

#4956

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May 19, 2014, 5:17 p.m.

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//Block A chem Student: Can I do work in here? Pham: What class you skipping? Student: English... Pham: OK, but you not gonna graduate if you fail English.

#4879

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April 23, 2014, 7:19 p.m.

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//Block A chem //Pham starts talking about a reaction that forms ammonia Pham: Guy, this the most important reaction for life. You know why? You need ammonia form ammonium nitrate. What you do with ammonium nitrate? Student: Fertilizer? Pham: That correct. You need fertilizer grow food, feed all the people. What else you use ammonium nitrate for? Amy: Bombs? Pham: Yeah! When there too many people, not enough food, you go drop bombs on them. Then there more enough food. What you call this? Jordi: Extermination? Pham: No! It called natural--selection!

#4812

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March 26, 2014, 5:37 p.m.

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//Block A freshman chem //Mateo looks a bit like Jay Leno Pham (to class): You supposed to have done 8 lab by now! How many you do? One! Mateo: Yeah! High five? (air high five to Pham) Pham: No Jay, that bad. Maybe I'm gonna drop you grade to B! Mateo: That's not nice, Mr. Pham. Pham: Who say I'm nice?