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May 13, 2010, 2:25 p.m.

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(Eli points to book on shelf: "Physics in the 20th Century") Eli: This book is 100 years late. Craig: No, it's 10 years late. Eli: No, it's 10 years and some months late. Craig: Fine, it's 11 years late. Eli: Prove it. Craig: Touche!

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March 15, 2010, 2:26 p.m.

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Jack: I have little bits of food here. I don't know what to call them. Craig: Are they crumbs? Eli: Yeah, are they crumbs? Jack: Well, you could call them crumbs, but you'd be wrong.