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#9911

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Feb. 4, 2022, 9:02 a.m.

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// playing kahoot, Gabaree changes the music to "Trance" Gabaree: as they're passing around their molly, their ecstasy...

#9745

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Jan. 13, 2022, 9:14 a.m.

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// Watching video during NSL class Student: I want to wake up and watch baby sea turtles die.

#9737

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Jan. 12, 2022, 8:56 a.m.

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Gabaree: Most bills die, like baby sea turtles. Gabaree: It's true. Most baby sea turtles don't make it, they die. Gabaree: Just like bills!

#9730

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Jan. 11, 2022, 7:48 a.m.

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Gabaree: So you guys are the survivors! You all tested negative!

#9694

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Jan. 5, 2022, 10:46 a.m.

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Sudhish: What is a soundbite? Gabaree: You know how on TV, you get a tiny part of a speech right? Think Blairbash. Out of context.

#9618

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Dec. 14, 2021, 10:23 a.m.

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Gabaree: Let's say I'm a super rich person. Gabaree: Obviously I'm not. I'm here.

#9586

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Dec. 10, 2021, 10:40 a.m.

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Gabaree: Whenever a kid walks in and says, "Do we have a quiz today?", I go, "Yeah!"—'cause it's fun!

#9585

1111

Dec. 10, 2021, 10:30 a.m.

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Gabaree: So if you're into women—who are like, running corporations and stuff—

#9554

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Dec. 8, 2021, 11:31 a.m.

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Gabaree: I had a kid a few years ago who was very conservative, and he looked up his mom and she'd donated some money to a bunch of liberal campaigns. He spent the rest of the period seething over that.

#9550

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Dec. 8, 2021, 10:37 a.m.

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// talking about PACs; spongebob reference on the slide Gabaree: And how did a squirrel end up down there, anyway? // later; still talking about kids' shows Gabaree: There are some shows that have different jokes in there for the kids and the parents Gabaree: Mr. Rogers is not one of those shows