Goldburg (passing out quizzes): This quiz has a little bit of multiple choice, some short answers, and a whole lot of love.
Mr. Goldburg: Today we'll start off class with a surprise. Student: The quiz! Mr. Goldburg: Actually the surprise is that there ISN'T a quiz today! Students: What?! Mr. Goldburg: SIKE! I just re-suprised you. We will have a quiz today. Swag-daddy strikes again!
//In English class, Ms. O'Dell asks the class if they've read Shakespeare before. Most of the students raise their hands. Goldburg: You've never read Shakespeare, Scarano? You're a little liar! That's why you don't get a first name.
Goldburg: Amy Yan, you can be Creon Amy Yan: Yes. Goldburg: You know what, Charles Yin should be Antigone, you could imprison him. Amy Yan: YES!!!