Mr. Goldburg: Today we'll start off class with a surprise.
Student: The quiz!
Mr. Goldburg: Actually the surprise is that there ISN'T a quiz today!
Mr. Goldburg: SIKE! I just re-suprised you. We will have a quiz today. Swag-daddy strikes again!
//In English class, Ms. O'Dell asks the class if they've read Shakespeare before. Most of the students raise their hands.
Goldburg: You've never read Shakespeare, Scarano? You're a little liar! That's why you don't get a first name.