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Jan. 22, 2019, 10:23 p.m.

Lodal: You can touch Italy wherever you want.

#5151

Aug. 25, 2014, 9:54 p.m.

//First day of school Someone (pointing at multicolored string around Calvin's wrist): Hey, Calvin, what's that bracelet from? Calvin: Well, I was leaving a metro station in Italy when some black guys swarmed me, put this on me, and demanded 20 Euro. My dad gave them 20 cents.