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May 24, 2017, 7:44 a.m.

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//Richard brought in Honey Nut Cheerios for Puzzlepalooza Calvin: Oh my goodness, Richard... these nuts!



Jan. 13, 2017, 11:01 a.m.

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Calvin: I wonder what it would be like if food were called "doof". Jeffrey: That would make you a foodus.



Nov. 6, 2015, 10:56 a.m.

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Mr. Street: Blair bash quotes are not funny in the slightest, except for Mr. Street's witty banter



Oct. 7, 2014, 6:29 p.m.

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Student: Sra. Bodin? Cuadrado: Sra. Bodin? No soy Sra. Bodin. Yo soy más guapa! (I'm not Sra. Bodin. I am better looking!) //class laughs Cuadrado: Es cierto o falso, Calvin? (True or false, Calvin?) Calvin: Uhh... //awkward silence



Aug. 25, 2014, 9:54 p.m.

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//First day of school Someone (pointing at multicolored string around Calvin's wrist): Hey, Calvin, what's that bracelet from? Calvin: Well, I was leaving a metro station in Italy when some black guys swarmed me, put this on me, and demanded 20 Euro. My dad gave them 20 cents.



March 27, 2014, 6:59 p.m.

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//Calvin found some coffee in the MathHelp room and started talking about it Calvin: Lock Junie and me in a room with 5 pounds of coffee. Brassel: ...That's how they made the first nuclear reactor.



March 15, 2012, 9:08 p.m.

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///During Clay Period 9 English Class reading Romeo and Juliet(the balcony scene) Mr. Clay: What three words did Juliet want to say to Romeo here? Calvin: Sine, cosine, tangent!!!!

while reading romeo and juliet, clay asks this question and Calvin calls out his answer and Mr. Clay goes smh

calvin, english, clay