Hinkle: You don't think I'm a socialist?!?
//3rd Pd Econ, taking a test //Shubham and Angela are sitting in the front where the fan is //Fan blows Shub's test off his desk and Shub stares at it for 10 seconds Angela: Aren't you going to pick that up? Shubham: *points at paper* This is my life right now. //Angela proceeds to laugh through the entire test
Mr. Hinkle: "You all should walk out of here knowing one thing: never commit crimes after you're 18. Commit all your crimes before."
Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to say, you have to do some math for this. This other day, some girl was asking me how to do "reverse addition."