//3rd Pd Econ, taking a test //Shubham and Angela are sitting in the front where the fan is //Fan blows Shub's test off his desk and Shub stares at it for 10 seconds Angela: Aren't you going to pick that up? Shubham: *points at paper* This is my life right now. //Angela proceeds to laugh through the entire test
//At bakery in Four Corners buying cake for Jake Yamada's birthday right after selecting cake Cashier Lady: So would you like to pay $1.50 for writing on it? Max: Yeah, we'll get one Cashier Lady: So what do you want it to say? Shubham: Happy Birthday Scrub Cashier Lady: So how do you spell that? Robert: S-C-R-U-B, and in pink icing
//During 6th lunch in the Chem Help side room, while groups are frantically trying to finish their P-Chem lab //Cathy is dumping excess chemicals into a beaker Shubham: Hey, isn't that my group's beaker? It says Mukund on it. Cathy: Oh, this is the waste disposal beaker. Shubham: So Mukund is a chemical disposal beaker now? Cathy: Yep.
//In media center during 3rd period AP NSL Shubham: Hey Will, do you wanna play some Pokemon Showdown? Will Lu: Yeah, sure, let me just open it up. //Will proceeds to look around Will: Good, Swaney isn't here. //Swaney walks by just as Will says that, looks at the screen, looks at Will, shakes his head and walks away
Shubham: Stupid Macs! Max: Shut up.
//PTC Paper in Biology Andrea: (Nonchalant) Hmm. This tastes horrible. *shrugs* Shubham: AH, GOD. That's HORRIBLE! William: Eh, not the worst. *keeps in mouth* //Matthew, Ishaan, Rahul, and Dallas step up. Dallas doubles over. The rest have no reaction. Ishaan: It's just paper. Calvin: URGGHH *runs to the trash can* Jared: It tastes like burnt chicken. Megan: IT TASTES LIKE CACTUS! Student: ...How do you know what cactus tastes like?
//During Photo, discussing the oral exam in 5th period Spanish Shubham: So Bennet, you have the oral today don't you? Bennet: Yeah, this oral is going to suck hard. //Shubham breaks out in laughter Bennet: Why are you laughing? All I said was that the oral in Spanish is going to suck hard, what's so funny about that? //Shubham falls on the floor laughing Bennet: (Realizing the unintended innuendo) Oh wait, (thinks for a minute) shut up.
Shubham: Moose poop is good.
Shubham: I'm gonna join debate team. Austin: I don't think you can join anymore - it has already started. //Paul walks up Shubham: Yes you can, they said you can still-- Austin: I'm pretty sure you can't join anymore. Paul: That's debatable.