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Dec. 22, 2014, 1:17 a.m.

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//3rd Pd Econ, taking a test //Shubham and Angela are sitting in the front where the fan is //Fan blows Shub's test off his desk and Shub stares at it for 10 seconds Angela: Aren't you going to pick that up? Shubham: *points at paper* This is my life right now. //Angela proceeds to laugh through the entire test

There was a hard organic chem test that day, everyone was stressed out about it

macro, econ, angela, shubham



Oct. 1, 2014, 8:16 p.m.

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//At bakery in Four Corners buying cake for Jake Yamada's birthday right after selecting cake Cashier Lady: So would you like to pay $1.50 for writing on it? Max: Yeah, we'll get one Cashier Lady: So what do you want it to say? Shubham: Happy Birthday Scrub Cashier Lady: So how do you spell that? Robert: S-C-R-U-B, and in pink icing



Sept. 21, 2013, 2:05 p.m.

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//During 6th lunch in the Chem Help side room, while groups are frantically trying to finish their P-Chem lab //Cathy is dumping excess chemicals into a beaker Shubham: Hey, isn't that my group's beaker? It says Mukund on it. Cathy: Oh, this is the waste disposal beaker. Shubham: So Mukund is a chemical disposal beaker now? Cathy: Yep.



June 9, 2013, 5:19 p.m.

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//In media center during 3rd period AP NSL Shubham: Hey Will, do you wanna play some Pokemon Showdown? Will Lu: Yeah, sure, let me just open it up. //Will proceeds to look around Will: Good, Swaney isn't here. //Swaney walks by just as Will says that, looks at the screen, looks at Will, shakes his head and walks away



March 12, 2013, 10:01 a.m.

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Shubham: Stupid Macs! Max: Shut up.



Feb. 22, 2013, 4:29 a.m.

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//PTC Paper in Biology Andrea: (Nonchalant) Hmm. This tastes horrible. *shrugs* Shubham: AH, GOD. That's HORRIBLE! William: Eh, not the worst.  *keeps in mouth* //Matthew, Ishaan, Rahul, and Dallas step up. Dallas doubles over. The rest have no reaction. Ishaan: It's just paper. Calvin: URGGHH *runs to the trash can* Jared: It tastes like burnt chicken. Megan: IT TASTES LIKE CACTUS! Student: ...How do you know what cactus tastes like?



Jan. 7, 2013, 7:18 p.m.

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//During Photo, discussing the oral exam in 5th period Spanish Shubham: So Bennet, you have the oral today don't you? Bennet: Yeah, this oral is going to suck hard. //Shubham breaks out in laughter Bennet: Why are you laughing? All I said was that the oral in Spanish is going to suck hard, what's so funny about that? //Shubham falls on the floor laughing Bennet: (Realizing the unintended innuendo) Oh wait, (thinks for a minute) shut up.

Bennet sometimes doesn't realize the unintended innuendo in his words

bennet, shubham



Nov. 28, 2012, 10:29 a.m.

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Shubham: Moose poop is good.



Sept. 27, 2011, 7:28 p.m.

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Shubham: I'm gonna join debate team. Austin: I don't think you can join anymore - it has already started. //Paul walks up Shubham: Yes you can, they said you can still-- Austin: I'm pretty sure you can't join anymore. Paul: That's debatable.