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#8582

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April 16, 2020, 4:12 a.m.

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//in an announcement email on canvas //3:43 am I will also not reinvent the WHEEL like use ZOOM!!!! MORE later. thanks Hinkle PS still a morning person

#8528

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Feb. 27, 2020, 7:55 a.m.

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*In micro, student sees that Hinkle has a binder clip that has the word "crap" printed on it* Student: Mr Hinkle, where did you get that binder clip? Hinkle: I steal these from children.

#8392

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Nov. 18, 2019, 10:35 a.m.

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Hinkle: Excuse me, as your teacher do I have the right to rename you? And the answer, of course, is yes! Hinkle: Adam is now The Ad. Hinkle: Like, for example, Helen is now Hel ... I can't call him Lawrence, I just can't. Lawrence is now Lair.

#8325

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Oct. 4, 2019, 8:17 a.m.

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// Hinkle is talking about being a student teacher at some school in Columbus, Ohio during desegregation Hinkle: At this school there would be 18, 19 year olds in 9th grade. There were a lot of fights. The first week of school, some teachers were crying in the teachers lounge, so I asked them what happened. Apparently some kid got stabbed. He was in sixth grade or something, and his name was John. The second week, there was a fight in the hallway, and I had to break it up. I had anger management issues and I hit him. I punched him twice, and he went down in 2 hits. At that point I knew I was doomed, and at the end of the day, I got a call from the main office. "Mr. Hinkle, please come to the main office." And, so, I was thinking I had to say bye to my teaching career, but instead he congratulated me on my great work. He said the kid needed it.

#7821

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Dec. 28, 2018, 2:26 a.m.

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//During 8th period Logic //Hinkle stands at the door staring into the classroom for a good 15 seconds Rose: Are you gonna come in? Hinkle: *walks in and hands paper over to William (student)* If you ever have any trouble with this guy tell me *talking to Rose* Hinkle: 'Cause in my class he is always ... asleep //Hinkle starts walking out Hinkle: Is this a math class? In my class they need to know ... I'm sorry to say ... you know what? ... subtraction //Hinkle walks out Rose: I shared a classroom with this guy for an entire semester and I would just sit in his class during my free period listening to him speak. And his speech is so addictive. I caught myself saying "You know what?" suddenly all of the time. Then I realized, I needed to get out of there.

#7432

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April 20, 2018, 8:11 a.m.

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//Mr. Hinkle discussing a test he needs to take to teach World History Mr. Hinkle: So I have to take a test about a class I've been teaching for 20 years! Haydn: So you know world history pretty well? Mr. Hinkle: Well I'd hope so... Haydn: Okay then when did the US sign the Declaration of Independence?? Mr. Hinkle: That's US history! Not world history! Haydn: What? Is the US not a part of the world?!

#7431

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April 20, 2018, 12:48 a.m.

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//Microeconomics, discussing cigarettes as an example of a negative externality Hinkle: I hate cigarettes. Isn’t it great when you go out with a girl when you were 16 and she smells like smoke all over? Joseph: Was this supposed to happen to me already?

#5279

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Nov. 25, 2014, 9:40 a.m.

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Mr. Hinkle: "You all should walk out of here knowing one thing: never commit crimes after you're 18. Commit all your crimes before."

Apparently an alum committed 75 years worth of felonies in college and he did not get any jail time because he was 17.

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#4469

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March 5, 2013, 5:29 p.m.

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//Administrator lady comes into Econ Administrator Lady: I need Marcus Benyamin. Don't worry, you're not in big trouble. Nadia: Only medium trouble. Though knowing Marcus, it's probably medium-rare and still a little bloody.

#4323

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Nov. 21, 2012, 11:28 p.m.

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Hinkle: So back when I used to teach at this school, it was a pretty scary place. All the teachers were women, so of course they wanted me to break up the fights. So this one time, these two boys were fighting, and I tried to stop them, and somehow, my fist just *happened* to hit one of the guys in the face...The fight stopped immediately, and I got a rep pretty quickly. Later that week, I'm told I have a meeting with the principal about the fight. So, of course I'm *starts biting his nails*... I walk in, and the secretary goes, "He'll see you now." and I'm like *crosses himself* 'cause I know I'm gonna get the boot. I walk in, and he says to me, "Hinkle, nice job with the fight."

Do you think that would fly at Blair?

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