Hinkle: I know that you all live in Montgomery County, so you think agriculture doesn't exist.
Hinkle, to Michael: You're a senior, so you don't get to play Monopoly with us, so we won't get to see your violent ways within.
Hinkle: I'm busy going to every doctor I can, to treat every illness I have and make the county pay for it.
//Katz stood at the side of the room for the entire first three class periods, but not today Dylan, noticing Katz: You're sitting down?! Hinkle: Hey, it's okay. He's allowed to be normal.
Hinkle: If I've only made one person hate me, I haven't really done my job.
Hinkle: I'm going to say some words which I will deny if you quote me later. //Hinkle makes controversial remark //Dylan holds out phone, presumably recording Dylan: Can you say that again?
Hinkle: How can I calculate the consumer surplus? Dylan: Do a double integral
Hinkle: Why did the administration say Blair can't paint its walls with red, the school colour? Hinkle: Red makes people violent. Hinkle: For the hallways, they said that Blair High School can be as violent as it likes. Hinkle: You'll notice that all the fights happen in the hallways ...
Hinkle: I had a student once, named Asher. I didn't like him. Hinkle: He must have thought he was going to Brown [University], or somewhere silly like that. Dylan: My brother goes to Brown! ... I can call him. Hinkle: Tell him Mr Hinkle hates Brown.
Hinkle: Who here is supposed to make you cry? ... Me. Niklas: I thought you were here to teach us.