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Feb. 28, 2024, 3:20 p.m.

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Cirincione: Old people are great, but there are two big problems with them. Cirincione: There keep being more of them and they keep not dying



Feb. 8, 2024, 9:17 a.m.

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Olivero: Someone mentioned the first episode Spongebob released in 1999 and I almost had a heart attack



Jan. 30, 2024, 8:38 a.m.

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Hallisey: Have you guys heard of Elmo? Hallisey: It's a show where parents show their children while putting them on the neglect chair. Hallisey: Elmo's world has been around for a while so I wasn't sure if you guys have heard for not Hallisey: if not then just bear with me.



Sept. 11, 2023, 12:18 p.m.

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Mather: When was I born? Student: 1880 *class laughs*



June 7, 2023, 11:17 p.m.

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// Announcements about how air quality can affect older people Goldberg: I noticed y'all turned and looked at me when the announcements said older people.



Nov. 19, 2020, 1:15 p.m.

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Blake: I'm old, right? Blake: You better say no.



Feb. 22, 2018, 8:56 p.m.

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Moose: See, I like second semester US History more because I've lived through everything that happened.



May 4, 2017, 10:44 p.m.

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//Math Phys presentation, someone says a fact almost correctly, but accidentally makes someone 100 years older. Schafer: Try that again. He may be old, but Methuselah he ain't.



May 17, 2016, 6:33 p.m.

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//At the jazz concert Eric Shen: Wow, the only people here are like, students from other music classes, parents, and really old people. Misha: What are you talking about? Mr. Paul's here. Eric: Yeah, exactly, really old people.



April 13, 2011, 5:44 p.m.

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//Freshmen are conducting Chem R&E experiments in R&E and someone starts using sulfuric acid. The smell of rotten eggs starts to permeate the room. Student: EW, IT SMELLS LIKE OLD PEOPLE!