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Dec. 10, 2020, 11:35 a.m.

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Ahrens: You don't fight a war by yourself Ahrens: You have to fight it with other people



Nov. 11, 2020, 11:18 a.m.

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Ahrens: One person was bringing diamonds, and another person was bringing a pineapple.



Oct. 29, 2020, 11:18 a.m.

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Izzett: Someone said their respiratory system would process oxygen. Izzett: That is *fabulous*. We all wish our respiratory systems processed oxygen.



Oct. 22, 2020, 1:32 p.m.

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Ahrens: So how do we protect against voting fraud now? Ahrens: You may not know. Ahrens: That's okay -- because you're not necessarily voting ...



April 20, 2018, 8:11 a.m.

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//Mr. Hinkle discussing a test he needs to take to teach World History Mr. Hinkle: So I have to take a test about a class I've been teaching for 20 years! Haydn: So you know world history pretty well? Mr. Hinkle: Well I'd hope so... Haydn: Okay then when did the US sign the Declaration of Independence?? Mr. Hinkle: That's US history! Not world history! Haydn: What? Is the US not a part of the world?!



April 11, 2018, 3:06 p.m.

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//9th US History Ms. Pisini: If you buy this ketchup with an aluminum lid, you can open the ketchup without waiting for your husband to get home!



March 8, 2018, 2:42 p.m.

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//9th period history Ms Pisini: "Don't your parents tell you, 'I appreciate you just the way you are'?" Entire class at once: "NO"



Feb. 27, 2018, 3:17 p.m.

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Aviva: Hey lets use these Japanese interviews to argue the pro side! In reality, they were all Japanese spies displeased because they could not do their spy stuff.

Clearly, this is the correct side to argue to receive an A on your essay.

history, japanese, aviva



Feb. 26, 2018, 1:49 p.m.

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//Talking about a marriage Student: Would you recommend marriage Whitacre: If I like you, then no Whitacre: If I don't, I'd be like Oh Yeah! Give it a shot!



Feb. 22, 2018, 8:56 p.m.

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Moose: See, I like second semester US History more because I've lived through everything that happened.