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Nov. 11, 2023, 8:37 a.m.

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Alan: All the British do is 'colon'ize Alan: They 'colon'ize the colon, like large intestine Alan: They turn everything to shit.



May 22, 2023, 1:23 p.m.

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Mr. Young: Well he's not the most aesthetically pleasing human to look at



May 9, 2023, 12:23 p.m.

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// Delaney is recounting his time as an AP grader Delaney: I had to read someone's comparison of Amsterdam and New York in the early 1800s. Delaney: They were completely unprepared for AP Bio, but by god were they solid on AP World.



May 5, 2023, 7:52 a.m.

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Bramble: If these two guys look like complete idiots, that's because traditionally they were.



Feb. 16, 2023, 9:22 a.m.

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Mr. Moose: Don't do drugs, but get high in history instead.



Sept. 12, 2022, 11:32 a.m.

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Sarah: I'm genetically doomed to suck at world history. If you asked everyone in my family what continent Asia's in, they'd all get it wrong.



May 5, 2022, 2:25 p.m.

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//Yunyi is playing Mario in History Yunyi: Get the power ups! Yunyi: Do drugs, kids. Eat the poisonous mushrooms.



March 7, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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Kaluta: Newton dabbled in the occult, which was probably easier in the 1600s.



Nov. 12, 2021, 8:19 a.m.

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//talking about how factions work in our country Gibb: the lettuce! damn them! and the croutons! i hate those guys. we need to acknowledge that we really are a salad. just enjoy it. if you don’t like something, push it over to the side.



Dec. 10, 2020, 11:35 a.m.

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Ahrens: You don't fight a war by yourself Ahrens: You have to fight it with other people