//Yunyi is playing Mario in History Yunyi: Get the power ups! Yunyi: Do drugs, kids. Eat the poisonous mushrooms.
Kaluta: Newton dabbled in the occult, which was probably easier in the 1600s.
//talking about how factions work in our country Gibb: the lettuce! damn them! and the croutons! i hate those guys. we need to acknowledge that we really are a salad. just enjoy it. if you don’t like something, push it over to the side.
Ahrens: You don't fight a war by yourself Ahrens: You have to fight it with other people
Ahrens: One person was bringing diamonds, and another person was bringing a pineapple.
Izzett: Someone said their respiratory system would process oxygen. Izzett: That is *fabulous*. We all wish our respiratory systems processed oxygen.
Ahrens: So how do we protect against voting fraud now? Ahrens: You may not know. Ahrens: That's okay -- because you're not necessarily voting ...
//Mr. Hinkle discussing a test he needs to take to teach World History Mr. Hinkle: So I have to take a test about a class I've been teaching for 20 years! Haydn: So you know world history pretty well? Mr. Hinkle: Well I'd hope so... Haydn: Okay then when did the US sign the Declaration of Independence?? Mr. Hinkle: That's US history! Not world history! Haydn: What? Is the US not a part of the world?!
//9th US History Ms. Pisini: If you buy this ketchup with an aluminum lid, you can open the ketchup without waiting for your husband to get home!
//9th period history Ms Pisini: "Don't your parents tell you, 'I appreciate you just the way you are'?" Entire class at once: "NO"