Alan: All the British do is 'colon'ize Alan: They 'colon'ize the colon, like large intestine Alan: They turn everything to shit.
Mr. Young: Well he's not the most aesthetically pleasing human to look at
// Delaney is recounting his time as an AP grader Delaney: I had to read someone's comparison of Amsterdam and New York in the early 1800s. Delaney: They were completely unprepared for AP Bio, but by god were they solid on AP World.
Bramble: If these two guys look like complete idiots, that's because traditionally they were.
Mr. Moose: Don't do drugs, but get high in history instead.
Sarah: I'm genetically doomed to suck at world history. If you asked everyone in my family what continent Asia's in, they'd all get it wrong.
//Yunyi is playing Mario in History Yunyi: Get the power ups! Yunyi: Do drugs, kids. Eat the poisonous mushrooms.
Kaluta: Newton dabbled in the occult, which was probably easier in the 1600s.
//talking about how factions work in our country Gibb: the lettuce! damn them! and the croutons! i hate those guys. we need to acknowledge that we really are a salad. just enjoy it. if you don’t like something, push it over to the side.
Ahrens: You don't fight a war by yourself Ahrens: You have to fight it with other people