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March 18, 2018, 12:58 p.m.

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[Talking about particle accelerators in 8th period Math Phys] Schafer: That guy Lawrence, you know, he had that element named after him, Lawrencium. He invented one of the first particle accelerators, the cyclotron. He also has two national labs named after him, Lawrence Livermore and... Noah S [not paying attention]: Lawrence Berkeley, and also doesn't he have that element, Lawrencium, named for him? Class/Schafer: *facepalm* Schafer: Dude we talked about that LITERALLY 15 seconds ago. ... [Talking about the ML theorem 1/2 hour later in Complex] Schwartz: *explains the theorem* Misha: Let me see if I understand this proof. So we take this integral over the contour... *talks out the proof* Noah [not paying attention]: Okay, let me see if I can talk this through... Class: *boiiii* Misha: Noah! You already did this once today! Schwartz: You know, every year, I give an award to the student who asks the best questions that I've already answered, and Noah, you're the clear frontrunner. David W [not paying attention]: Today in Math Phys, Noah did the same thing! Class: *uproarious laughter* Schwartz: Noah, you have competition!



March 5, 2018, 11 a.m.

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// While parsing data for a statistics problem Noah Singer: Everyone specified their gender?! YES!!! *Pounds chest like a gorilla*



March 2, 2018, 9:49 a.m.

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//While thinking about how to solve a statistics problem Noah Singer: wait, okay... okay... First off, I need a tambourine.



Jan. 24, 2018, 8:55 a.m.

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Noah: Mitch McConnell... he's so cute!