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Feb. 7, 2023, 1:43 p.m.

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// Talking about Singer's argument for solving poverty Andy: His argument is so solid, yet it's shit. Derek: It's a solid piece of shit.

if Singer's allowed to make that argument, I'm allowed to argue that he's a dirty commie //mod note: you are not, actually

andy, ap_lang, singer, derek



March 18, 2018, 12:58 p.m.

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[Talking about particle accelerators in 8th period Math Phys] Schafer: That guy Lawrence, you know, he had that element named after him, Lawrencium. He invented one of the first particle accelerators, the cyclotron. He also has two national labs named after him, Lawrence Livermore and... Noah S [not paying attention]: Lawrence Berkeley, and also doesn't he have that element, Lawrencium, named for him? Class/Schafer: *facepalm* Schafer: Dude we talked about that LITERALLY 15 seconds ago. ... [Talking about the ML theorem 1/2 hour later in Complex] Schwartz: *explains the theorem* Misha: Let me see if I understand this proof. So we take this integral over the contour... *talks out the proof* Noah [not paying attention]: Okay, let me see if I can talk this through... Class: *boiiii* Misha: Noah! You already did this once today! Schwartz: You know, every year, I give an award to the student who asks the best questions that I've already answered, and Noah, you're the clear frontrunner. David W [not paying attention]: Today in Math Phys, Noah did the same thing! Class: *uproarious laughter* Schwartz: Noah, you have competition!



March 13, 2018, 9:34 p.m.

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//Guang is lecturing in physics team Guang: So you would normally think that we move in two dimensions right, up down left right, north south... Noah: Woah Guang you talk like a physicist Guang: ? Noah: Like you say we can move and stuff Lillian: Are you saying we can't? //Guang proceeds to jump a few feet into the air Nicole: Oh look he's moving



March 5, 2018, 11 a.m.

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// While parsing data for a statistics problem Noah Singer: Everyone specified their gender?! YES!!! *Pounds chest like a gorilla*



March 2, 2018, 9:49 a.m.

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//While thinking about how to solve a statistics problem Noah Singer: wait, okay... okay... First off, I need a tambourine.



Jan. 18, 2018, 10:52 a.m.

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Noah Singer: I had a nightmare last night that this monster told me ZFC was absolutely consistent. I killed it with a shopping cart.



March 15, 2017, 10:36 a.m.

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//Before school on a 2 hour delay, a number of Magnet students have Cuadrado and are scheduled to //give a presentation, but she also asked Steven Qu to play violin for the class. //In the hall, Steven pulls out and starts to practice violin //Steven didn't have the mute on Noah Singer: Steven!!! //Everyone laughs, Telon arrives confused //Justin Hung hands him a mute, Steven continues to practice //Justin and Steven talk about violin Telon: Ste-ven! Ste-ven! Steven: Shhhh I'm trying to NOT attract attention Rafi: What's the longest piece you know? Wensen: Like a 45 minute piece? Steven: This one's only 10 minutes



Sept. 6, 2016, 9:52 p.m.

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(Mr. Kaluta is showing photos from his summer vacation. He started with his China trip, and moved on to pics from the West Coast.) Noah: That looks like the Golden Gate Bridge. Kaluta: That is the Golden Gate Bridge. Noah: Oh, I thought you meant the West Coast of...