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Oct. 30, 2023, 1:59 p.m.

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//pd8 oldham Kahoot: Would you rather dance with skeletons or witches? Eric: Im a simp so



May 23, 2022, 1:43 p.m.

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// no gum (or any food) allowed in band Oldham: I think there's a better place for that gum Student: in the trash? Oldham: yea Student: ...I just swallowed it Oldham: there's a joke to be made here



March 16, 2022, 1:23 p.m.

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Oldham: this isn't to embarrass anyone, it's just to see who I need to harass later



Jan. 27, 2022, 4:13 p.m.

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Ben Rozner: I hope to some day have as much confidence at Oldham has in our sightreading skills.



March 3, 2020, 7:50 p.m.

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// a student is singing something Oldham: Hey (student), who sings that song? Student: (artist's name) Oldham: Yeah, let's keep it that way.



Feb. 26, 2019, 2:37 p.m.

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//During band class Oldham: Hope’s not here today. Daniel Levy: Looks like Hope is lost.



Dec. 14, 2015, 9:14 p.m.

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Oldham: We're going to stop Ride at measure 118 on Middle School Music Day, because I don't think Noah Buchholz wants to get up into the stratosphere 9 times in a day. Noah: No, it's ok! Oldham: Your lips are going to be shot. Noah: No, I'll feel great! Oldham: No. Noah: At least admit that your real reason for doing this is to save Richard's ears! Oldham: No, I couldn't care less about Richard's ears.



Dec. 6, 2015, 5:13 p.m.

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//The Concert Band is playing for a group of pre-schoolers //The pre-schoolers walk in Several people (mostly flutes): Awww, they're adorable! Mr. Oldham: Look at me. I know they're adorable, but I'm more adorable.



Nov. 18, 2014, 11:23 p.m.

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//Symphonic band is practicing Havendance Mr. Oldham: "In the section starting at measure 23, I hear no dynamic contrast. It's just duh duh duh duh-duh. It's like I want to play Call of Duty and you guys want to play Pac-man."