Rose: Period 8, you guys are so quiet! Maybe if I give you candy, you’ll talk more.
// Rose pulls out two paper bags with “night party” printed on them from out of the shelves behind his desk
Rose: So I stole all my kids’ candy and sorted it into the good stuff and the stuff I don’t like, then put a small section aside to actually give back to them.
// Rose asks the class something and Max answers
Rose: Yes! Max, you get a piece of candy. Do you want an almond joy or a ring pop?
Max: A ring pop
Rose: *hurls ring pop across the room* Hmm, maybe I should just put the bag here on this empty table and have you guys go up and take candy for yourselves instead
Rose: Aaah, middle table didn’t do their homework! Negative candy for you, middle table!
Student: That’s a bit harsh
Rose: You think so? Maybe I shouldn’t have said that then. Maybe I’ll take that back. Middle table, maybe you don’t have negative candy, lemme think about that