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#8958
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⚐ ReportKirk: You can do something with $9. You can go to the candy store. Kirk: Buy, like, one candy bar. Because candy stores are expensive.
#5701
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⚐ Report// This is on the bus ride to school. Both bus drivers are on the walkie-talkie. Bus Driver 1: So, did you notice anything interesting lately? Bus Driver 2: Well, there is a candy cane campaign at Home Depot, but that's it. //Some time passes Bus Driver 1: So, did you get any? Bus Driver 2: Yeah, I got some. What about you? Bus Driver 1: I almost bought the whole lot! Bus Driver 2: That's A LOT of candy canes. Where'd you keep them? Bus Driver 1: Oh, well, some of them are on my steering wheel.
#2933
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⚐ Report// candygrams are delivered on Valentine's Day Piper: Oh, do you also have one for a Ms. Piper? Alec Fields: Yeah! Me too! I should be getting like 50! Piper: What? Did you buy 50 for yourself? Class: Burn!
#883
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⚐ ReportMs. Cullen: You're going to have to start talking to strangers because they have the best candy.