#8958

1919

Feb. 1, 2021, 11:45 a.m.

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Kirk: You can do something with $9. You can go to the candy store. Kirk: Buy, like, one candy bar. Because candy stores are expensive.

#7688

1517

Oct. 31, 2018, 12:09 p.m.

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Steven: Grape tastes like a really clean bathroom.

#7074

1515

Dec. 21, 2017, 9:12 p.m.

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Stein: Cotton candy doesn't count as a food. It's all sugar, so it's a spice.

#5701

46

Dec. 16, 2015, 8:31 a.m.

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// This is on the bus ride to school. Both bus drivers are on the walkie-talkie. Bus Driver 1: So, did you notice anything interesting lately? Bus Driver 2: Well, there is a candy cane campaign at Home Depot, but that's it. //Some time passes Bus Driver 1: So, did you get any? Bus Driver 2: Yeah, I got some. What about you? Bus Driver 1: I almost bought the whole lot! Bus Driver 2: That's A LOT of candy canes. Where'd you keep them? Bus Driver 1: Oh, well, some of them are on my steering wheel.

#3482

24

Aug. 30, 2011, 7:13 p.m.

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Rose: If it's raining, then candy bars are green.

#2933

1717

Feb. 14, 2011, 8:51 p.m.

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// candygrams are delivered on Valentine's Day Piper: Oh, do you also have one for a Ms. Piper? Alec Fields: Yeah! Me too! I should be getting like 50! Piper: What? Did you buy 50 for yourself? Class: Burn!

#883

11

Nov. 18, 2009, 6:46 p.m.

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Ms. Cullen: You're going to have to start talking to strangers because they have the best candy.