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Feb. 1, 2024, 2:59 p.m.

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Rose: You all are so sleepy Rose (in softer voice): Sleepy sleepy little babies



Dec. 4, 2017, 9:37 a.m.

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Schwartz: If you drop a baby, bad things will happen. If you drop a teenager, meh.



Sept. 6, 2017, 11:14 p.m.

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Rose: I'm having a baby. // Class applauds Rose: Very easy to do.



Oct. 27, 2015, 2:21 p.m.

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//Discussing center of mass and cutting baby watermelons in half Schafer: ...And then you cut it in half, like all baby things.



June 3, 2011, 1:24 a.m.

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Duval: Hey guys, watch this video of my baby! //Class watches video of Sam (Ms. Duval's baby) giggling while Ms. Duval tickles him. Mufasa: Y'know... I read somewhere that babies laugh as a defense mechanism.



March 21, 2011, 3:49 p.m.

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Pham: You need to study naming compounds. You don't want to kill baby when you become doctor, do you? You choose wrong thing, you kill baby.



March 16, 2011, 8:18 p.m.

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//Libby and Maggie ask Stein to put on Justin Bieber during Stat Stein: So which one is Justin Bieber? Girl: No not that one, he's the other one Ittai: The one that looks like a girl Stein: This one? How old is he? Ittai: 17 Stein: He's 17?! He looks like he's in seventh grade ... Bieber: Baby, baby, ba-- Stein: All right, I can't take any more of this! //Stein kills the sound Stein: That was just, uhhhhhhh... Dubstep was better



Dec. 5, 2010, 3:57 p.m.

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//Mr. Clay is sitting next to Tom Chih, grading papers. Tom: Hey, Mr. Clay, you need a babysitter? Clay: Tom, I love you, but I'm not entrusting my six-week old baby to you. Ori: It's been six weeks? Really?! Clay: They grow up so fast. Justine: Soon he'll be just like Tom. Clay: If my son walks around with a dirty pillow for four years...