Doris: Mr. Sahu do you have a wife/girlfriend? Sahu: did you just assume my ORIENTATION! Doris: nononononon. ok do you have a partner? Sahu: ... Sahu: no. no i don't...
// pd 6 ADSA Saanvi: I'm going to put you on Blairbash. Saanvi: Oops, I don't think I'm supposed to say that.
sahu: after becoming a high school teacher, i've become, like 20% more emo.
(In ADSA, learning about boolean algebra) Student: STOP BOOLEAN ME!!!
Sahu: "I have genetically engineered a 5-year-old who can do this and nothing else."
Sahu: It's like I stop teaching, and all of a sudden people develop personalities
Sahu, in a croaky frog voice: Oh my go-o-o-oddd… Replit… why do you suuuuckk
Sahu: Chill! Stop hugging each other!
Sahu: It’s been overloaded out the wazoo! Sahu: I don’t actually know what a wazoo is but I like saying it. *opens Google and talks as he types* What…is..a…wazoo? // first result reads: “a person’s buttocks or anus” Sahu: Oh. Oh. Sorry. I’m sorry guys.
// Sahu waiting for people to answer the nearpod Sahu: "Come on, get on this" Misha (a bit too loudly): "That's what she said" Sahu: "That is in fact, not what she said"