//Period 8 sports statistics
//Talking about why the Nationals suck
Stein: It's their fanbase. Imagine you're in a religion that you've been very devout to for a very long time. And you work hard to be very devout and push through all the parts you don't like. Then all these new people come in and join the religion just because they think it's cool. Those are what Nats fans are like
Reynald: Like a religion... You mean like a religion that starts with "p" and ends in "rotestant?"
Stein: like 95
Reynald *interjects*: theses?
Stein *continues*: percent of the fanbase suddenly shows up out of nowhere like "yay Nationals!!" and then they disappear the next day. 4% have given up on them, and 1% have hope.