//After a test Whitacre: How many of you guys read your essays before you turned them in? //One person slowly raises her hand //Whitacre looks disappointed Whitacre: How many of you guys check your texts before you send them? //2-3 people raise their hands Whitacre: See, this is why your lives are terrible.
Ravilious: Put that away! How many times do I have to say it? Student: Ok, ok... Ravilious: If you guys don't stop, I'm going to start texting during class!