Karen (as Peter the Great): I was very healthy ... which allowed me to take the throne and be influential
// AP World debate Victor: Wait is Hitler on the list? Victor: I want to be Hitler.
// Watching documentary on China Seat: What is Alibaba? Andy: The Chinese black market!
// Watching documentary about China Documentary: ... I think a lot of Chinese women, when they buy [fancy, expensive] bags, they really buy bags because they want to pursue happiness. //later Seat: Alright, so now you know the secret of happiness. Go home and buy some bags!
//watching, on YouTube, Tank Man documentary (1989 China) //partway thru, video stops with "This video may be inappropriate for some viewers." Seat: Oh no, it's been censored! Andy: I think we're losing social credits.
// Delaney is recounting his time as an AP grader Delaney: I had to read someone's comparison of Amsterdam and New York in the early 1800s. Delaney: They were completely unprepared for AP Bio, but by god were they solid on AP World.
Seat: I asked my students what caused a huge population boom in Europe... Seat: And they all said "sex"!
Seat: I'm working on it. I'll get it done. I promise. Seat: *grimaces* Seat: My brain is melting after grading so many LEQs.
Henry, presenting on the Battle of Stalingrad: You see that? That's scientific notation. Henry: Whenever you're talking about deaths in scientific notation, something bad happened.
Mr. Seat: This causes the czar to abdicate. He’s like “Peace, I’m out.”