// Showing video of a guillotine Burnell: What will be the last thing that goes through your mind? Bramble: I hope I shampooed my hair.
Burnell: What do you call someone who thinks they're a little bit better than everyone else? Will Klees: An asshole?
Bramble: They like to go to Oktoberfest, in Munich, Germany, because they like to drink lots of German orange juice -- I'm keeping this at an accessible level. //later Bramble: They had songs you would sing with your mates as you went out to have a pint -- of orange juice.
Jerry Song: World? What's that? Jerry: I wouldn't touch it if it was the last thing in the world! *Jerry proceeds to break down afterwards*
Burnell: 1848 was when Karl Marx wrote the Communist Manifesto with his homeboy Frederich Engels.
// Talking about a battle between the Russians and the Mongols Burnell: So it's like someone says "ooh ooh ooh fight at 3" Burnell: And everyone shows up to the SAC but then nothing happens.
Bramble: When [I saw that a student wrote a particular disappointing thing], I put down my coffee ... Bramble: ... picked up something stronger than my coffee, poured it into the coffee, and drank it until the pain went away. //later Bramble: If you write "this document is biased", I will put the coffee aside and go straight to the bottle. Bramble: The bottle of orange juice. I saved myself really well there.
Burnell: I'm going to exclude the women from this. Burnell: Not that women don't have the power to kill, because they do.
Burnell: As you know, my lectures are supplemental. Andy: So in other words, they don't help.
Bramble: Does anyone here have two passports? //several students raise hands Bramble: I'm guessing, for most of you, the other country is a European one. //several students (fewer) object Student: [My second passport is from] Australia Bramble: Well, that's Europe!