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#11417

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Jan. 13, 2023, 8:33 a.m.

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// Showing video of a guillotine Burnell: What will be the last thing that goes through your mind? Bramble: I hope I shampooed my hair.

#11416

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Jan. 13, 2023, 8:28 a.m.

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Burnell: What do you call someone who thinks they're a little bit better than everyone else? Will Klees: An asshole?

#11412

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Jan. 11, 2023, 5:04 p.m.

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Bramble: They like to go to Oktoberfest, in Munich, Germany, because they like to drink lots of German orange juice -- I'm keeping this at an accessible level. //later Bramble: They had songs you would sing with your mates as you went out to have a pint -- of orange juice.

#11376

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Jan. 4, 2023, 4:35 p.m.

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Jerry Song: World? What's that? Jerry: I wouldn't touch it if it was the last thing in the world! *Jerry proceeds to break down afterwards*

#11362

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Jan. 3, 2023, 8:09 a.m.

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Burnell: 1848 was when Karl Marx wrote the Communist Manifesto with his homeboy Frederich Engels.

#11265

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Dec. 5, 2022, 8:17 a.m.

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// Talking about a battle between the Russians and the Mongols Burnell: So it's like someone says "ooh ooh ooh fight at 3" Burnell: And everyone shows up to the SAC but then nothing happens.

#11248

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Dec. 1, 2022, 5:24 p.m.

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Bramble: When [I saw that a student wrote a particular disappointing thing], I put down my coffee ... Bramble: ... picked up something stronger than my coffee, poured it into the coffee, and drank it until the pain went away. //later Bramble: If you write "this document is biased", I will put the coffee aside and go straight to the bottle. Bramble: The bottle of orange juice. I saved myself really well there.

#11238

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Dec. 1, 2022, 8:17 a.m.

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Burnell: I'm going to exclude the women from this. Burnell: Not that women don't have the power to kill, because they do.

#11236

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Dec. 1, 2022, 7:52 a.m.

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Burnell: As you know, my lectures are supplemental. Andy: So in other words, they don't help.

#11230

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Nov. 29, 2022, 5:43 p.m.

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Bramble: Does anyone here have two passports? //several students raise hands Bramble: I'm guessing, for most of you, the other country is a European one. //several students (fewer) object Student: [My second passport is from] Australia Bramble: Well, that's Europe!