//Duval's killing time until everyone's real SRP interview partners come back, so Eva and Sam Zbarsky are doing a mock interview for an internship.
Eva(interviewer): Hey sweetie, so tell me a little about yourself.
Sam: Um, I'm a junior...at Montgomery Blair high school.
Eva: High school? That's hot.
Sam: Err...I'd like to work under you.
Eva: Oh is that what you're into?
Eva: So what *positions* would you be interested in? *raises eyebrows*
Duval: It's okay to run away screaming at this point.
//Sam runs away screaming
Duval: So that was a lovely example of what kind of interview to NEVER HAVE.