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March 20, 2024, 7:25 a.m.

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Glenn: Now that Sam is about to go into high school, I can't tell stories about him anymore. Glenn: So no more stories about the pocket worms, beads up the nose, shorts cut into fringes...or the booger wall. Glenn: Both of my kids just had a section of the wall next to their bed where they would put their boogers.



March 18, 2024, 3:20 p.m.

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Glenn: I am now the mother to a teen. Glenn: Sam turned 13 last Saturday. Glenn: He said "Mom, can I be annoying to you know?" Glenn: So I said "if you are more annoying I will be more embarrassing to you"



Nov. 7, 2023, 12:30 p.m.

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// Continuation of Glenn's story in the previous quote "One was when Sam was 3, I was doing laundry, and I pulled it out his shorts and what was in them was best described as little strips of bacon." "Then I realized, 'oh my god, these are Earthworms I am pulling out of my dryer'." "Turns out my boy was just collecting earthworms and putting them in his pocket." "It wasn't long until Alice also started putting earthworms in her pocket."



Nov. 7, 2023, 12:28 p.m.

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// Glenn talking about worms "Sometimes when I teach this unit, I am reminded of my kids, not that they are like worms." "When Sam was 4, he shoved a bead up his nose and I had to take him to the doctor to get it removed." "At age 4, Alice also shoved a bead up her nose." "In kindergarten, Sam cut his shorts into fringes, and he said 'I wanted to be faster.'" "Alice also once came home from kindergarten with fringed shorts." "She said 'I thought it would make me faster.'"



Oct. 17, 2023, 2:25 p.m.

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Sam: thats racist! Bill: Same!

we were looking at a picture of something racist in spanish

freshmen, bill, sam



Oct. 12, 2023, 4:25 p.m.

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Sam: Do you like strippers, Victoria? Victoria. I love strippers, I give all my money to them



Oct. 13, 2022, 10:33 a.m.

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Stein: Sam Du, I'm telling you an interesting story. Wake up. Stein: One of my children, for the purpose of this story, I'll call her Martha. Victor: That's her real name. Stein: That is her real name. // Later, Victor is on his phone Stein(to Victor): Are you texting your mom? Stein: Tell her that you love her.



Sept. 15, 2022, 10:49 a.m.

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// Calculator shortage during stat test Stein(to Jerry Song): Steven, pass your calculator to [student] Jerry: Sure. But my name's not Steven. Steven is over there. Stein: Sam, can you pass Carlos your calculator? Samuel Du: I did it by hand. // Later Stein: Make sure to tear off your chaAaAart before turning it in. Stein: Put it on the fridge. Stein: I love you grandma, here's your chaAaAart! // Later Stein: What's Dance Moms? Diego: It's Mr. Kyei's favorite show.



June 9, 2022, 1:10 p.m.

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Duval: They don't know who Alice is. Johnny: Is she your dog? *Class breaks down, Alice is Duval's daughter* Johnny: Close enough. Duval: Johnny, this is for you only. What's my dogs name? Johnny: Sam? *Class breaks down again, Sam is Duval's son* Duval: Useless, all of you!



Oct. 7, 2021, 9:21 p.m.

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//Talking about grades Edward: Like, how do you even get a D in a class? Sam: Talk to the Discrete kids.