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#9014

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Feb. 19, 2021, 9:07 a.m.

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//Ento Duval (to her daughter, Alice): What do we call ketchup in this house? Alice: The blood of innocent tomatoes. Duval: That's right, and it goes well with everything.

This was in response to a claim that ketchup is bad on everything.

ketchup, duval

#8997

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Feb. 10, 2021, 2:41 p.m.

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Duval: My word of advice is don't do millipedes

lemurs tripping out on millipede mustard

ento, duval

#8990

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Feb. 10, 2021, 9:39 a.m.

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Duval: Lixing, I know you have really good fingernails. I promise this isn't weird out of context.

#8986

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Feb. 9, 2021, 10:53 a.m.

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"We're about to see a magic potato...alright!" -Duval, still talking about molecular biology

#8985

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Feb. 9, 2021, 9:45 a.m.

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Duval: Look, Tiara made friends by sexing a praying mantis! It happens!

"I don't just teach you insects in this class, I teach you life skills for college!"

tiara, duval, entomology

#8984

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Feb. 9, 2021, 9:10 a.m.

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Duval: I promise you, it's not weird that I know people's blankets.

#8965

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Feb. 2, 2021, 10:01 a.m.

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//ento Duval: Does anyone know what this is? *shows a picture of a cockroach* Aaron: breakfast

#8963

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Feb. 1, 2021, 1:49 p.m.

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//multivar Schulman: Don't tell Duval I called her Nyarlathotep.

#8940

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Jan. 27, 2021, 9:04 a.m.

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//at the start of class Duval: So those of you who are just joining us, we're talking about half a bra

#8860

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Jan. 5, 2021, 9:30 a.m.

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Duval: If my banana were a fish...