Duval: It’s the last week. I don’t want to grade anything and you guys don’t want to do anything.
Duval: I don’t want to understand the inner workings of Jerry Song’s mind.
//Jason showing Mara some bright yellow yarn Duval, from across the room: Jason, I love that color. Duval: Why are you giving that to Mara? Jason: I wasn't. She was just saying that she didn't like the color. Duval: What? Why don't you like the color, Mara? Jeremy: I don't like that color either. Duval: But Jeremy, that's the color of cheese. (Jeremy has existential crisis)
Jerry Jing: What am I watching? Duval: Exactly what you think you're watching: A bunch of dolphins getting high on pufferfish.
// Watching video about chimps Johnny: Look Michael (Wang) that's you! Duval: Nah, they don't curse as much.
Duval: They don't know who Alice is. Johnny: Is she your dog? *Class breaks down, Alice is Duval's daughter* Johnny: Close enough. Duval: Johnny, this is for you only. What's my dogs name? Johnny: Sam? *Class breaks down again, Sam is Duval's son* Duval: Useless, all of you!
Duval: Ace, I'm not sure if anyone has asked me if I feel like a winner.
Duval: Insects are cool! Johnny: I just heard a lie.
Duval: So that's why I abandoned you guys on Friday. Duval: Would I do it again? Totally.
// pipetting Duval: Push down before you stick it in.