//Ento Duval (to her daughter, Alice): What do we call ketchup in this house? Alice: The blood of innocent tomatoes. Duval: That's right, and it goes well with everything.
Duval: My word of advice is don't do millipedes
Duval: Lixing, I know you have really good fingernails. I promise this isn't weird out of context.
"We're about to see a magic potato...alright!" -Duval, still talking about molecular biology
Duval: Look, Tiara made friends by sexing a praying mantis! It happens!
Duval: I promise you, it's not weird that I know people's blankets.
//ento Duval: Does anyone know what this is? *shows a picture of a cockroach* Aaron: breakfast
//multivar Schulman: Don't tell Duval I called her Nyarlathotep.
//at the start of class Duval: So those of you who are just joining us, we're talking about half a bra
Duval: If my banana were a fish...