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#10691
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⚐ ReportDuval: It’s the last week. I don’t want to grade anything and you guys don’t want to do anything.
#10687
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⚐ Report//Jason showing Mara some bright yellow yarn Duval, from across the room: Jason, I love that color. Duval: Why are you giving that to Mara? Jason: I wasn't. She was just saying that she didn't like the color. Duval: What? Why don't you like the color, Mara? Jeremy: I don't like that color either. Duval: But Jeremy, that's the color of cheese. (Jeremy has existential crisis)
#10685
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⚐ ReportJerry Jing: What am I watching? Duval: Exactly what you think you're watching: A bunch of dolphins getting high on pufferfish.
#10684
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⚐ Report// Watching video about chimps Johnny: Look Michael (Wang) that's you! Duval: Nah, they don't curse as much.
#10682
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⚐ ReportDuval: They don't know who Alice is. Johnny: Is she your dog? *Class breaks down, Alice is Duval's daughter* Johnny: Close enough. Duval: Johnny, this is for you only. What's my dogs name? Johnny: Sam? *Class breaks down again, Sam is Duval's son* Duval: Useless, all of you!
#10660
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⚐ ReportDuval: So that's why I abandoned you guys on Friday. Duval: Would I do it again? Totally.