Duval: What did you learn from this video? //class silent Duval: You learned nothing? You already knew everything in this video? Duval: I don't believe you, but cool. Duval: There are no normal people anyway. Duval: Is anyone here normal? //class silent Will: I'm normal! Duval: Just don't treat them differently from how you would other people. Duval: If you're a jerk to everyone, be a jerk to everyone? Duval: Is it okay to make a mistake? Katz: No. Duval: I'm sure you'd never make a mistake. Duval: I'm a Bio teacher. I can say "penis".
Duval: sweep, and I will poot!
Ace: Duval went on a grading spree today. Schwartz: Interims are due today. Why do you think I got your homework graded today?
// Signatures for MISA Ace: So you're stealing our identity? Duval: Yes.
Duval: I'm thankful for all of you for existing.
Ace: It doesn't matter if we get a few points off, it's fine. Duval: *Audibly gasps* Johnny: A couple base mismatches never hurt anyone. Duval: Are you taking the AP Bio exam?
Duval: You make bacteria do its bidding. Duval: And it's great!
Duval: The spiders drag their big white balls.
Duval: A lot of things happened since we last met. Michael Wang: Didn't some guy get slapped at the Oscars?
Duval: I have successfully never flipped a student off. Hui: We can change that! Duval: If anyone could, Hui, ............