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#8269

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Sept. 5, 2019, 8:17 a.m.

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//Lunch, student 1 is arm-wrestling with himself //his left hand wins Student 2: Why is your left hand stronger?

This was followed by a great deal of chuckling

#8267

6365

Sept. 4, 2019, 11:17 a.m.

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//Playing 3 Truths and a Lie Wright: I play Fortnite. It's like a second job to me. I go home every day and beat all the levels.

Until this, everyone seriously considered the posibility that she played Fortnite.

wright, fortnite

#8266

5959

Sept. 4, 2019, 7:46 a.m.

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//Toy alarm rings in the hallway Schafer: It must have been an awesomeness detector that got too close to me.

#8265

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Sept. 3, 2019, 9:32 p.m.

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My little brother: You have a password manager? Who?

He was serious

#8264

2428

Sept. 3, 2019, 5:44 p.m.

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Stein: 1, 2, 4, 5 Stein: These represent the IQ's of my- I mean the number of cousins my students have

vote of confidence

stein

#8263

-713

Sept. 3, 2019, 3:34 p.m.

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Student: I'm not using a random number generator. I have a bunch of number generators and I picked a random one.

#8261

1523

Sept. 3, 2019, 1:41 p.m.

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//Stat, first day of school, Stein is going over expectations Stein: Oh yeah, that's my twitter, follow me on twitter Stein: I don't follow students back, but you should follow me Stein: I'm trying to get to 1000 followers, help me out here

#8260

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Sept. 3, 2019, 1:38 p.m.

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//First day of school, Stein is going over the assigned seats Stein: "Yuyu Yang"... Stein: You know, I really admire the number of Y's in your name Stein: I really like the letter Y

#8259

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July 6, 2019, 3:06 p.m.

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//Setting off fireworks, 4th of July Anonymous: This one rolls around on the floor and makes noises, just like Oscar

#8256

3737

June 20, 2019, 4:38 p.m.

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// Schwartz was talking about pirating Super Metroid Schwartz: You know people once tried to make anti-piracy ads, and they said stuff like "Would you want to pirate a car?" I mean what kind of question is that, of course I would want to pirate a car! If I could get a car for free why wouldn't I?