#10566

1315

May 12, 2022, noon

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Student: Straight relationships are inherently bipartite.

#10565

99

May 11, 2022, 6:30 p.m.

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Schwartz: This is a cult classic. This is the best movie ever. This is The Princess Bride.

#10564

57

May 11, 2022, 4:23 p.m.

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Ace: Duval went on a grading spree today. Schwartz: Interims are due today. Why do you think I got your homework graded today?

#10563

88

May 11, 2022, 4:18 p.m.

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// Schwartz is grading papers Schwartz: Ayeayeayeayeayeaye, child what did you do?

#10562

1717

May 11, 2022, 2:45 p.m.

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Hui: Mr Stein, do you like lizards? Stein: I like all food.

#10561

1012

May 11, 2022, 1:02 p.m.

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// Signatures for MISA Ace: So you're stealing our identity? Duval: Yes.

#10560

913

May 11, 2022, 10 a.m.

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Andrew: When's Independence Day again? //Proceeds to google "independence day date" Andrew: Oh

#10559

1313

May 11, 2022, 8:15 a.m.

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//Pd. 1 Analysis, we're watching The Princess Bride Giant from the movie: Why do you wear your mask? Were you burned by acid or something? Masked man: No, it's just very comfortable. I do believe everyone will be wearing one in the future. //The whole class starts laughing

#10558

1616

May 10, 2022, 10:17 p.m.

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Rose: Wait a minute, where's Alma? // Student lifts giant stuffed panda in air Rose: No, that's not Alma.

#10557

810

May 10, 2022, 12:16 p.m.

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// Sub in Pd. 6 Blake // Sub passes out attendance sheet for people to write their names on // I write a special message at the bottom Sub: I count 26 names on this list but there are 31 people in the class. Whoever didn't sign your name, please do. // One kid didn't sign his name before and gets up to put his name on Sub: There are still not enough names on here. Student: There are only 26 people in here. Sub, counting the list again: Then why are there 27 names? // This goes on for a few minutes. Eventually: Sub, in realization: Who wrote "Deez Nuts" at the bottom of the paper?