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66

Feb. 28, 2024, 1:55 p.m.

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// Kelin is out cold sleeping on the desk Schwartz: *folds up paper ball, throws it at Kelin, ball hits his shoulder* Schwartz: Good morning Kelin, wake up!

#12983

68

Feb. 5, 2024, 4:56 p.m.

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Schwartz, writing the real number 5: What's the conjugate of a real number? Kelin: 5 Schwartz: "What did we learn in Complex Analysis today? That the conjugate of any real number is 5."

#12925

55

Jan. 30, 2024, 4:11 p.m.

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//Schwartz introduces "isomorphism" Kelin: That's bad grammar. It should be "I'm so morphism".

#12435

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Nov. 1, 2023, 10:15 a.m.

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Kelin: How many tests do you have to grade still? Mr. Rose: You're not supposed to ask that. That's like asking how much money I have in my bank account. Kelin: So are you starting tonight? Rose: No, tomorrow is the grading day. MCPS told me I have to grade *tomorrow*.

#11600

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Feb. 22, 2023, 9:35 p.m.

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//In Discrete, after Kelin explains something Mr. Rose: Wait what? Do you guys understand this? //A few nods from the class Rose: Alex, dumb this down for me //Alex starts signing Rose: Oh, you're not talking today. Never mind. //later, Rose is still trying to understand it //Alex runs up to the board and starts gesturing Rose: No, sit back down. What were you going to do, just point and grunt? Rose: Actually, maybe that would have been helpful...

#11560

1515

Feb. 13, 2023, 8:51 a.m.

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Schafer: Weird, yes, but probably not as weird as playing tetris on an emulator. *All eyes turn on Kelin*

#10672

55

June 8, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

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Kelin: Don't blame me for being bad English.

#10319

2929

March 22, 2022, 10:09 a.m.

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Isak: Uhh, Mr. Kaluta, I think we have a problem. *Mr. Kaluta walks over* Isak (to Kelin): So, do you wanna tell him, or do you want me to do it? Mr. Kaluta: Did you blow it up? Kelin: Yes.

#10179

99

March 7, 2022, 11:41 a.m.

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// Chem club, Mehul is giving lecture on capsaicin Kelin: Isn’t that like the caprisun?

#9695

1010

Jan. 5, 2022, 12:17 p.m.

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“What if we just changed the definition of rectangles to include triangles?” - kelin