Martinez: If you're a cheese fan, you've got to go to France. Martinez: Skip the Eiffel Tower. Just go for the cheese shops.
Martinez: It's not like you're doing Algebra when you're five years old
Martinez: You guys are gonna have to guess this quickly Martinez: Otherwise, you'll have to hear me sing again // students answer quickly Martinez: I guess you don't want to hear me sing
Martinez: And if you're saying "what are you" Martinez: It'd be like "I'm a human", "I'm a dog", "I'm a female", ...
Martinez: What makes you happy? Do you know what makes you happy? Martinez: French class? Martinez: I'm *sure*. I'm *sure* that's what makes you happy.
Martinez: Was it brutal? Martinez: Was it 100% brutal? Martinez: Was it 75% brutal? Was it 50% brutal? Was it 25% brutal?
Martinez: Also, we're not going to see each other again until Monday. Martinez: That feels like a long time. Martinez: Maybe it's just because I'm growing fond of you. // Silence Martinez: I guess the feeling's not mutual.
Rose: So your French teacher told me, "Shwetha is always doing math homework during my class". At first I tried to show sympathy but then I was like yeeaahhh.
Allison: Tu es fou. Le: What??? Teacher: She's calling you LeFou like Gaston's friend. Allison: Umm no? Le: Oh I like Gaston. Teacher: He is strong. Le: He was a powerful man. Teacher: Like the power of two barges. Le: Yeah, yeah. And Gaston has such leadership potential. He rallied the villagers so well against the Beast. Teacher: Hmm, what would Trump say about that in 140 characters or less? Allison: He made Disneyland great again.
//Start of a new unit titled "My friends and family" Subayi: Repeat after me *goes through list of words while students repeats them* Now, here is how you conjugate to love at first sight. Student: How do you say "it was love at first sight?" Subayi: Why? You fell in love? *Writes how to say it on the board* Student: No, I just want to know, Subayi: Alright, go home and tell your mom this. I hope she slaps you with a shoe.