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April 26, 2024, 7:34 a.m.

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Eric: What is 2 in french? Jason: Deux Eric: What is 3 in french? Jason: Trois Eric: What is 1 in french? Jason: Quatre. ??????



April 11, 2024, 8:37 a.m.

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Sai: Get out of here canadian stop looking at me with your Canadian eyes and your maple leaf maple syrup ugh. Sai: Do you speak FRENCH CANADIAN!? ugh. //later Sai: I'm not xenophobic //later Sai: to anybody just to Canadians Sai: your cold polar bears your aurora borealis that nobody cares about. Sai: me personally, Canada deserves to be set on fire Sai: It is a hot take, soy fuego. caliente Sai: I'd rather speak Spanish rather than Canadian French.



Feb. 7, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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Stephen: In Français, « de » already means "of", so « de Moivre's » is redundant. It would just be « de Moivre ». Schwartz: Yeah, but I'm going with 'Murica. English doesn't care about grammar.



Feb. 1, 2024, 10:06 a.m.

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Dylan: Have you met my dad's girlfriend? She's French. Nikhita, from across the room: Your dad has as French girlfriend? So do I! // She breaks down in laughter



Nov. 10, 2023, 1:12 p.m.

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//chaotic veena anthology, november 10 "German music is.. a thing?" "I thought they listened to music in other countries" "It's like how Belgians speak french" "Imagine being German and making music in German"



Sept. 29, 2023, 1:31 p.m.

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Sahu: so you take your can of La Croix [/lə kʁwɑ/, French pronunciation] Arjun R: It's pronounced /lə kɹɔɪ/ [American pronunciation] Sahu: It's french though. Veena: it's literally in wisconsin. Arjun: the company pronounces it /lə kɹɔɪ/ Sahu: well i mean we need to pretend we're cultured Sahu: even though we aren't.



May 15, 2023, 9:50 a.m.

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// French Period 4, talking about French movies Kanza: Trois hommes et un couffin. Can you think of an old American movie that that could be? Student: Three men and a coffin? Kanza: No, no, not a coffin. Three men and a... Other student: A baby? Kanza: Yes. Three men and a baby. Yet another student: Jesus?



Jan. 23, 2023, 10:42 a.m.

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// French Pd. 3, we're writing skits about family Kanza: Why is everyone's story so weird? Over there, we have a boy married to his grandmother, and here we have someone in love with their cousin! I'm a French teacher, not a relationship coach! Student: You also have a man cheating on his boyfriend with his boyfriend's sister, who's also his sister-in-law, who's also his sister's best friend. Kanza: I give up.



Jan. 4, 2023, 5:45 p.m.

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In Mr. Seat's class, students are supposed to pretend to be members of different social classes during the French Revolution. Alex J is assigned clergy. Alex (reading from his computer): Car Dieu a tant aimé le monde qu'il a donné son Fils unique, afin que quiconque croit en lui ne périsse point, mais qu'il ait la vie éternelle. Cheering from the class Mr Seat: What does that mean? Alex: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that whoever believes in him shall have eternal life. Some cheering from the class Mr Seat: Okay... but what do you think about the taxation?



Dec. 9, 2022, 9:58 a.m.

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//French 3, someone says something about Paraguay Student: Paraguay? That exists? It sounds like an Apex Legends weapon.