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#8898

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Jan. 14, 2021, 3:59 p.m.

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Martinez: It's not like you're doing Algebra when you're five years old

#8824

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Dec. 14, 2020, 2:50 p.m.

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Martinez: You guys are gonna have to guess this quickly Martinez: Otherwise, you'll have to hear me sing again // students answer quickly Martinez: I guess you don't want to hear me sing

#8763

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Nov. 19, 2020, 2:41 p.m.

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Martinez: And if you're saying "what are you" Martinez: It'd be like "I'm a human", "I'm a dog", "I'm a female", ...

#8752

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Nov. 16, 2020, 4:38 p.m.

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Martinez: What makes you happy? Do you know what makes you happy? Martinez: French class? Martinez: I'm *sure*. I'm *sure* that's what makes you happy.

#8693

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Oct. 26, 2020, 3 p.m.

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Martinez: Was it brutal? Martinez: Was it 100% brutal? Martinez: Was it 75% brutal? Was it 50% brutal? Was it 25% brutal?

#8638

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Oct. 8, 2020, 3:44 p.m.

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Martinez: Also, we're not going to see each other again until Monday. Martinez: That feels like a long time. Martinez: Maybe it's just because I'm growing fond of you. // Silence Martinez: I guess the feeling's not mutual.

#6379

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April 4, 2017, 4:14 p.m.

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Rose: So your French teacher told me, "Shwetha is always doing math homework during my class". At first I tried to show sympathy but then I was like yeeaahhh.

#6195

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Jan. 13, 2017, 5:43 p.m.

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Allison: Tu es fou. Le: What??? Teacher: She's calling you LeFou like Gaston's friend. Allison: Umm no? Le: Oh I like Gaston. Teacher: He is strong. Le: He was a powerful man. Teacher: Like the power of two barges. Le: Yeah, yeah. And Gaston has such leadership potential. He rallied the villagers so well against the Beast. Teacher: Hmm, what would Trump say about that in 140 characters or less? Allison: He made Disneyland great again.

"Tu es fou" means "You are crazy" in French. Gaston refers to the character from Beauty in the Beast. Teacher was referencing: https://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/trump-tweets-the-classics?utm_term=.yhWo083Zx#.oddwpdJxo

trump, allison, gaston, le, french

#5345

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Jan. 5, 2015, 4:30 p.m.

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//Start of a new unit titled "My friends and family" Subayi: Repeat after me *goes through list of words while students repeats them* Now, here is how you conjugate to love at first sight. Student: How do you say "it was love at first sight?" Subayi: Why? You fell in love? *Writes how to say it on the board* Student: No, I just want to know, Subayi: Alright, go home and tell your mom this. I hope she slaps you with a shoe.

#5230

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Oct. 21, 2014, 6:51 p.m.

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//In french class there was a sub Sub: What were the adjectives used to describe the different animals and meats in the passage? Ari: Living. Sub: Yeah, living or dead, I guess. //People start laughing //After a couple answers Sub: Oh, and we missed living. //More laughter Sub: Would you care to tell us what's so funny back there? Ari: Uh...um...it's a long story. Sub: Ok, keep it to yourself, but pay attention.

This entire dialogue was translated from French.

french, ari