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#11453
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⚐ Report// French Pd. 3, we're writing skits about family Kanza: Why is everyone's story so weird? Over there, we have a boy married to his grandmother, and here we have someone in love with their cousin! I'm a French teacher, not a relationship coach! Student: You also have a man cheating on his boyfriend with his boyfriend's sister, who's also his sister-in-law, who's also his sister's best friend. Kanza: I give up.
#11378
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⚐ ReportIn Mr. Seat's class, students are supposed to pretend to be members of different social classes during the French Revolution. Alex J is assigned clergy. Alex (reading from his computer): Car Dieu a tant aimé le monde qu'il a donné son Fils unique, afin que quiconque croit en lui ne périsse point, mais qu'il ait la vie éternelle. Cheering from the class Mr Seat: What does that mean? Alex: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that whoever believes in him shall have eternal life. Some cheering from the class Mr Seat: Okay... but what do you think about the taxation?
#11296
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⚐ Report//French 3, someone says something about Paraguay Student: Paraguay? That exists? It sounds like an Apex Legends weapon.
#10674
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⚐ Report//Subayi points to body parts to have students practise relevant vocabulary //the recent vocabulary set includes « faire des pompes » and « faire des abdominaux » Subayi: I'm not gonna do the exercises, because then you'd have to call an ambulance.
#10519
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⚐ ReportStudent (objecting to getting a zero): I did the warm-up, but my arm got tired, so I didn't finish writing the objective. Subayi: Well, my eyes got tired, so I didn't look.
#10487
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⚐ Report// Schwartz writes "Laurent" on the board Schwartz: I can't say this person's name, so I'll name them Frenchie.
#10442
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⚐ ReportSubayi: We're gonna start at some point. Mr. Subayi is in another world right now.
#10418
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⚐ ReportSubayi: Don't you go to France every weekend, [Student]? Student: No Subayi: Tell the truth!
#10417
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⚐ ReportSubayi: Listen to classical music, guys. It helps with your intellectual development. //later Subayi (to Katz): Do your parents listen to classical music? Katz: No... Subayi: Did they ever tell you they don't listen to classical music? Maybe they listen to it when you're not at home to see it. //later Subayi (to all): Do any of your parents listen to classical music? Even if they don't, you should listen to it yourself. Your French grades would shoot up.
#10278
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⚐ ReportMr. Subayi: Don't try to find a guy or date, it's not worth it and they will cause you trouble and will leave you the next day. I've seen some things I shouldn't have at the track. Class: *starts laughing hysterically*