Isreal: The Earth is like a basketball - the inside is filled with air... and Pokemon!
//Rose sees Sean in the hallway Rose: Yo Sean, favorite student, I have a surprise for you Sean: Really what?! //He leads Sean to math help Rose: Here, write the ABCs on this kindergarden paper I got today -- upper case and lower case letters. Sean: ... //Everyone else laughs at him, a day later Sean receives an S for satisfactory on his handwriting
//Sean says some stupid thing Rose: Sean, you were made in a factory to piss off teachers.