#8141

119123

May 2, 2019, 7:48 a.m.

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//Talking about CSAW Wright: Last year, we had a team of girls that went, and we also had a, uh, regular team.

#8140

9298

May 1, 2019, 3:02 p.m.

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Rose: Does anyone else hear that high-pitched noise? //Silence Rose: Alright.... noises in my head

#8139

7377

May 1, 2019, 3:01 p.m.

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//Discrete Math Pd. 8 //Talking about graphs Rose: So basically you have simple graphs where friendships go both ways, but sometimes your graph aren't simple and you can have two edges between these two vertices because two people can have a regular friendship and a PG-13 After Hours friendship. //Later, talking about how an edge can connect a vertex to itself Rose: You can also have multiple friendships with yourself //Class laughs Rose: We're earning our health credit right here

#8137

146152

May 1, 2019, 2:28 a.m.

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//Advanced Geometry Rose: I used to teach at this school with average kids. They weren't as intelligent as you guys, but if I taught stuff correctly they would understand. I will never forget this girl who often came to math help-- sometimes she'd be alone with us 2 math teachers and say, "I'm intimidated by you two!" Anyway, one day during math help I was demo-ing this classic proof that these triangles are similar, so that I could practice for next class when we actually did it. After I finished she just looked at me and said in the most confused voice, "...wolf pack?" And I was just looking at her like "What?" It turns out that she had never seen the Greek letter alpha besides stuff from biology like "alpha male", so when I used it as an angle, it didn't make any sense to her. //later, Daniel presents an important lemma that Rose had already forgotten from last class Reynald: Mr. Rose, you know that "wolf pack" girl? That's how Daniel views you.

#8136

1836

April 30, 2019, 10:03 p.m.

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//at the beginning of every functions class, a student reads a poem //leela misses joy's poem to do an errand for mr. kirk Leela: *walks in* Leela: Aw man! Joy, can you do the poem again? Joy: *sighs* Nothing gold can stay- Leela: *interrupts* Alright, I've got the gist

#8135

2628

April 30, 2019, 6:03 p.m.

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//9th period diff eq, talking about dirac delta Mr. Wilson: So you hit the golf ball with a...bat? //class tells him it's called a club Ben: Which side of the club do you hit the ball with? The Heaviside!

#8132

921

April 29, 2019, 5:48 p.m.

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Student: Ryan Cho is an acquired taste.

#8130

2024

April 29, 2019, 11:14 a.m.

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//Entomology 5th //Eli holds a stool and walks around Eli: These are my udders. Milk me!

#8129

3741

April 25, 2019, 12:46 p.m.

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Gonzalez: Read it out loud to yourself silently

#8127

3852

April 23, 2019, 9:32 a.m.

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//morning announcements Ms Johnson: You all know I like to consider Blair the jewel of the county... Literally everyone: more like Juul of the county