Mr. Horne: "Do you guys like pizza?" Class: Halfhearted mumblings Mr. Horne: "Anyone who said no or maybe is a communist"
//Horne sees Soumith and Connor with red hair Horne: What's with your hair? Soumith: It's a tradition. Horne: For you two? Soumith: Nah, our whole friend group. Horne: Oh Horne: So just you two?
Horne: I don't know your personal situations. Horne: Some of you are probably filthy rich, in which case I am willing to adjust your grades for the proper amount of money.
Laura: ... I've been busy doing something every weekend for the last month. Horne: Doing what? Laura: Uh, stuff. Horne: Guys is Laura a spy or something? Shwetha: No she's just embarrassed about her recent endeavor. Laura: I am? Horne: What endeavor? Shwetha: Girls Go CyberStart Laura: Wait I'm not embarrassed about that! Shwetha: You should be.
//Discussing brownie cookies Mr. Horne: Who in here likes chocolate chips in their brownies? //Several people raise their hands Mr. Horne: I've found the communists in this classroom.
Horne: English doesn't matter.
Joseph: Name a vegetable Horne: Bananas
//Horne talking about navy seals, Klein walks in Horne: Mr. Klein was once a navy seal, he can tell you all about it. Klein: Yes I was! ...Actually I was more of a navy walrus... awkward.
Horne: I'm good at math. I didn't even need an abacus for that!
Horne: I'll just say some sciency words and you guys will be impressed. You use the electromicroscope to...uh..electro...ns...shoot electrons and protons into the...osmosis!