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April 4, 2019, 2:52 p.m.

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//Horne Period 1, room 242, earthquake drill //Class is incredulous about how the third floor was called down before the second Horne: That's because all of the magnets are on the third floor. They are more important than you guys.



Sept. 20, 2018, 10:42 a.m.

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Mr. Horne: "Do you guys like pizza?" Class: Halfhearted mumblings Mr. Horne: "Anyone who said no or maybe is a communist"

On the pizza party for SAT registration




June 15, 2018, 8:20 a.m.

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//Horne sees Soumith and Connor with red hair Horne: What's with your hair? Soumith: It's a tradition. Horne: For you two? Soumith: Nah, our whole friend group. Horne: Oh Horne: So just you two?



April 13, 2018, 9:07 a.m.

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Horne: I don't know your personal situations. Horne: Some of you are probably filthy rich, in which case I am willing to adjust your grades for the proper amount of money.



Feb. 21, 2018, 8:31 p.m.

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Laura: ... I've been busy doing something every weekend for the last month. Horne: Doing what? Laura: Uh, stuff. Horne: Guys is Laura a spy or something? Shwetha: No she's just embarrassed about her recent endeavor. Laura: I am? Horne: What endeavor? Shwetha: Girls Go CyberStart Laura: Wait I'm not embarrassed about that! Shwetha: You should be.



Feb. 12, 2018, 12:45 p.m.

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//Discussing brownie cookies Mr. Horne: Who in here likes chocolate chips in their brownies? //Several people raise their hands Mr. Horne: I've found the communists in this classroom.



Dec. 5, 2017, 8:05 a.m.

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Horne: English doesn't matter.



Dec. 1, 2017, 12:12 p.m.

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Joseph: Name a vegetable Horne: Bananas



Dec. 16, 2015, 9:49 p.m.

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//Horne talking about navy seals, Klein walks in Horne: Mr. Klein was once a navy seal, he can tell you all about it. Klein: Yes I was! ...Actually I was more of a navy walrus... awkward.



Oct. 31, 2014, 10:12 a.m.

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Horne: I'm good at math. I didn't even need an abacus for that!