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#7657

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Oct. 17, 2018, 8:05 a.m.

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Sloe: In genetics, you get to keep your babies. Or, if you want, you can donate them to me and I’ll try to keep them alive in a fish tank.

#5201

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Sept. 30, 2014, 5:05 a.m.

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//Sloe picks up Erin's spherical eraser Sloe: What is this? Erin: It's an eraser. Sloe: Oh! Does it work? //proceeds to erase Erin's notes

#3952

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Feb. 12, 2012, 8:18 p.m.

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//Beginning of Genetics, talking about the uses of the subject Richard (Whispers): Wait, Viju, what was that science about family trees again? Viju (whispers back): Gynecology Bosse: Any other occupations using genetics? Richard: GYNECOLOGY! //Bosse facepalms.

#3751

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Nov. 5, 2011, 8:32 p.m.

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//Right before a quiz, genetics class is talking about how Albert is always absent on quiz days Viju: Albert loafs soo much, like this one time... Albert (pops up out of nowhere): HI, VIJU! //Viju falls over

#3664

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Oct. 12, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

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//Bosse is giving an example of playing the mating game Bosse: Okay, so if Gordon and Jason were going to mate they would both select an allele... //Justin pulls out his allele along with Gordon and Jason Bosse: NO THREESOMES!

#3658

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Oct. 11, 2011, 7:39 a.m.

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//Comp Meth is in 316, Genetics is in 318 //A bunch of Comp Meth kids walk into 318 and start hanging out, then Pham walks in Pham: Why you guys all come into here??? Oh I know, it cuz that class only have 3 girls...

#3552

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Sept. 13, 2011, 8:42 p.m.

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Bosse: So what was it you were doing on your free time, Jennifer? Searching for sperm?

#2695

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Dec. 17, 2010, 4:41 p.m.

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Ms. Bosse: Some people have never eaten fava beens, and if they do they...die?

On conditional mutation. She wasn't sure about what exactly happens to people who have a certain mutation and try to eat fava beans. We did not expect her to blurt out "die", much less in the form of a question.

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#1693

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March 20, 2010, 7:08 p.m.

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*Mr. Dema walks in pd. 7 genetics* Dema: Hey Dizzy! Class: O.o Dema: Oh, I mean...Mrs. Balla, was that what you were looking for? Amir: Desire...e Balla: I'm not answering to that. // pause // *Dema's looking at her t-shirt* Dema: What are you wearing? Balla: *shrug* I always support Duke. Dema: What's this madness?! Take off your shirt! Class: O_O

#1554

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Feb. 25, 2010, 9:06 p.m.

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Mrs. Balla: So we take the chickens, a little wine, some candlelight... and BAM! we take a look at the eggs.