Sloe: In genetics, you get to keep your babies. Or, if you want, you can donate them to me and I’ll try to keep them alive in a fish tank.
//Sloe picks up Erin's spherical eraser Sloe: What is this? Erin: It's an eraser. Sloe: Oh! Does it work? //proceeds to erase Erin's notes
//Beginning of Genetics, talking about the uses of the subject Richard (Whispers): Wait, Viju, what was that science about family trees again? Viju (whispers back): Gynecology Bosse: Any other occupations using genetics? Richard: GYNECOLOGY! //Bosse facepalms.
//Right before a quiz, genetics class is talking about how Albert is always absent on quiz days Viju: Albert loafs soo much, like this one time... Albert (pops up out of nowhere): HI, VIJU! //Viju falls over
//Bosse is giving an example of playing the mating game Bosse: Okay, so if Gordon and Jason were going to mate they would both select an allele... //Justin pulls out his allele along with Gordon and Jason Bosse: NO THREESOMES!
//Comp Meth is in 316, Genetics is in 318 //A bunch of Comp Meth kids walk into 318 and start hanging out, then Pham walks in Pham: Why you guys all come into here??? Oh I know, it cuz that class only have 3 girls...
Bosse: So what was it you were doing on your free time, Jennifer? Searching for sperm?
Ms. Bosse: Some people have never eaten fava beens, and if they do they...die?
*Mr. Dema walks in pd. 7 genetics* Dema: Hey Dizzy! Class: O.o Dema: Oh, I mean...Mrs. Balla, was that what you were looking for? Amir: Desire...e Balla: I'm not answering to that. // pause // *Dema's looking at her t-shirt* Dema: What are you wearing? Balla: *shrug* I always support Duke. Dema: What's this madness?! Take off your shirt! Class: O_O
Mrs. Balla: So we take the chickens, a little wine, some candlelight... and BAM! we take a look at the eggs.