//pd 3 genetics Sloe: Noam, oh my god sit down! You’re great. And I ate your granola.
Sloe: oh there are people scared of me? Cool!
Sloe: Has anyone ever OD'd on m&m's?
*throwing bracelets to the class* Sloe: I feel like I’m throwing fish to the sea lions at the... gym! Sloe: Sloe: I don’t know what kind of gym I go to
Ryan: I also lost half a point Ms. Sloe: That’s because I don’t like you //later Anika D: Do you need 5-15 minutes to recover from the shock?
Student: The y-chromosome is like Matlab. It’s degenerate but it’s got just a couple narrow uses still keeping it around.
//2nd Period Genetics, doing a DNA extraction lab where everyone researched and wrote their own protocols //Jennifer and Hae Rin run up to Elia Jennifer: *holds out a test tube* Jennifer: Can you spit in this?! Hae Rin: We need 10 mL of saliva! Elia: What.
Sloe about agarose powder: Don’t spill it, it’s expensive. Think of it as cocaine.
*glass stirrers in Erlenmeyer flasks clinking in the background* Elia: ASMR
Student 1: You might as well make them a baby cow-sacrificing group of unicorn enthusiasts Student 2: Are we talking about genetics?