#683

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:42 p.m.

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Whitacre: You read those [philosophy] books, and you're just like, "What are you talking about? I would argue, but I don't know what you're saying!"

#682

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:41 p.m.

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//someone sneezes Class: Bless you Whitacre: I want you blessing people and not spreading around germs.  Don't go "Bless you" and wipe it on your hand, then someone's shoulder.

#681

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:41 p.m.

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Whitacre: I wanna see you try that athlete stuff in the hallway, smack some guy on the ass and go, "Hey, nice job in that algebra class! Good work on that equation!"

#680

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Whitacre: I don't think you can hate more. It's just hate. They're like "I hate you more," but once you hit the hate level, you're done.

#679

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:39 p.m.

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Whitacre: You know how to tell if someone's stupid? They keep doing the same thing and think it's gonna be different. It's called gambling!

#678

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Oct. 14, 2009, 5:33 p.m.

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//Jacob walks up to a table at the college fair Jacob: *reading out loud* Black College Expo... *walks away* Expo rep: Come over here! Yo' black! And money is green! *hands Jacob a flier*

#677

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Oct. 14, 2009, 1:41 p.m.

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Whitacre: What happened? Jacob: I ate a half-smoke, and it was half beef, half pork. They told me it was all-beef! Whitacre: Are you Orthodox? Jacob: No, Conservative. Whitacre: Welcome to the club. *pauses* Welcome to reformed Judaism. You can go to McDonald's now and say, "Okay, bring it on! I want a BLT with some pork rinds and some grease to drink." //later Whitacre: You should've sued. Violating religious principles. Think, you could own half of Ben's Chili Bowl. That would be... *rubs fingers together*

#676

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Oct. 14, 2009, 1:33 p.m.

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Steven: That thing smells bad. Whitacre: What? Steven: Salt Lake City. Smells like sulfur. Whitacre: Or salt.

#675

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Oct. 14, 2009, 12:55 p.m.

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Kamal: Anyone want brownies? *holds up a bag* Jacob: Whoo! *jumps up, then slips and falls because he's only wearing socks*

#674

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Oct. 14, 2009, 12:53 p.m.

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//Jacob and Kamal are doing math on the board Whitacre: Is that something good or is that crap? Jacob: Oh, just... don't worry about it. Whitacre: Don't worry about it? I'm going over to look. I learned that from my parents.