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June 2, 2010, 7:47 p.m.

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//People are talking about humanities requirements (e.g. MIT HASS-D) and such Kamal: Mikey regards liberal arts as a pollutant. He has a personal exposure ceiling of 5 parts per hundred.

#1798

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April 19, 2010, 6:08 p.m.

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Kamal: "When I went to LA, I saw a building from Grand Theft Auto! It was great! It was, like, the best moment of my life... it was like going to *MECCA*!"

#1362

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Jan. 20, 2010, 9:59 a.m.

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Duval: I was thinking of getting Shirley a collar that says, "If lost, call Kamal."

#1254

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Jan. 4, 2010, 11:08 a.m.

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//Shirley, who recently got a haircut, walks into Math Phys Kamal: Hey, Shirley got a haircut! Shirley: Actually, I was hit by a train. Mikey: Whoa, really?!? Wait, you got hit by a train?! Actually, that's highly improbable. [...]

#1205

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Dec. 17, 2009, 12:42 p.m.

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Whitacre: Kamal, no name on here -- other than your first.

#1182

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Dec. 15, 2009, 8:02 p.m.

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//Diana and Caroline are talking about animal mating rituals, including those done by human males. Kamal is playing Half Life nearby. Kamal: The game is a mating ritual. Caroline: The game does not get you laid. //Kamal does not hear Diana (yelling): The game does not get you laid! Kamal: The game lets you get laid with the game...

#1027

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Dec. 3, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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//Kamal is reading Swokowski instead of listening to Mr. Whitacre //Whitacre walks up behind Kamal and steals his textbook Whitacre: Do you need this? //Whitacre walks to the window, opens it up, and holds the book out the window Kamal: I'd rather see you drop it out the window. //after about a minute of back-and-forth Whitacre: What book is this, anyways? Kamal: It's a math book. Ben: Multivariable calculus! Whitacre: Yeah, it's gotta go. //Whitacre drops the book out the window //everyone runs to the window to see //meanwhile, Kamal runs outside to retrieve his textbook Steven: Next goes the stool! //Steven starts putting the stool out the window, but Whitacre closes the window //Kamal gets his textbook, but he's locked out of the building //Whitacre asks another student to let Kamal in Whitacre (opening back up the window): We're sending rescue! (to the class) He can do math, but he can't get back into the building. Kamal (upon returning): That was roughly the coolest thing ever!

#675

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Oct. 14, 2009, 12:55 p.m.

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Kamal: Anyone want brownies? *holds up a bag* Jacob: Whoo! *jumps up, then slips and falls because he's only wearing socks*

#674

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Oct. 14, 2009, 12:53 p.m.

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//Jacob and Kamal are doing math on the board Whitacre: Is that something good or is that crap? Jacob: Oh, just... don't worry about it. Whitacre: Don't worry about it? I'm going over to look. I learned that from my parents.

#624

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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Schafer: Now we’ve done that ipso facto absurdum thing. Michael: You mean reductio ad absurdum? Schafer: Wingardium leviosa. Kamal: It’s not levi-O-sa, it’s levio-SA!