#642

22

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

⚐ Report

Whitacre: If you gave me a magic wand, a cloak, a broom, and an owl, I'd be messing with people all day long!

#641

66

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

⚐ Report

//talking about Harry Potter and JK Rowling Whitacre: I've never seen a series that killed off so many people. She's a homicidal maniac!

#640

02

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:08 a.m.

⚐ Report

Whitacre: Where's Voldemort? I wanna kick his ass!

#639

11

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:07 a.m.

⚐ Report

Whitacre: Was Harry Potter drafted? Student: He could've moved to Canadia.

#638

66

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:06 a.m.

⚐ Report

Student 1: Can I go to the bathroom? Whitacre: Well I don't know, can you? I like people who can't go to the bathroom. I like to watch their bladder explode. Student 2: Doesn't it make a mess on your floor?

#637

44

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:06 a.m.

⚐ Report

Whitacre: This year, [Back to School night] is going to be a Thursday, so if I take Friday off and play my cards right, I can visit parents, then the bar, then bed.

#636

11

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:06 a.m.

⚐ Report

Whitacre: Those of you who missed Dumbledore being hung up by his pectorals-- sounds dirty, doesn't it.

#635

00

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:05 a.m.

⚐ Report

//to Jacob on Neckwear Friday Whitacre: You're a toxic hazard with all that stuff.

#634

-11

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:05 a.m.

⚐ Report

//to Jacob on Neckwear Friday Schafer: And what did your mother say when you left your house this morning?

#632

612

Oct. 11, 2009, 9:29 p.m.

⚐ Report

Shelley: Blair Bash is gonna cause me to laugh myself sick one day.